The Hype Encyclopedia

[Matt]

Upon reading through here, I realize how people like GR87, and JAL can't hold a candle to the original obsessed stalker fan...BAKERBOY!

 

[Showtime]

Upon reading through here, I realize how people like GR87, and JAL can't hold a candle to the original obsessed stalker fan...BAKERBOY!

Ohhh. I've heard tales of Bakerboy and his exploits. They've been told by the campfire and read in the dark at sleepovers. Scary.

 

[Superman]

Upon reading through here, I realize how people like GR87, and JAL can't hold a candle to the original obsessed stalker fan...BAKERBOY!

Isn't he the one that started the Organics Sucks thread?

 

[Erzengel]

Upon reading through here, I realize how people like GR87, and JAL can't hold a candle to the original obsessed stalker fan...BAKERBOY!

JAL recently posted that his next door neighbor was Alba and how he shared a kiss with her.

Even if that's true, that's a 12 year old stalking fixation or if it's false a true crime for attention and approval.

 

[Matt]

The tales can do no justice to the truth. He is the reason why Cyclops is gone, why Kevin Roegele hides strictly in Misc. Film, and why Dew has gone senile...he drove us all to madness! MADNESS!

 

[Matt]

Isn't he the one that started the Organics Sucks thread?

No, that was Mr.Parker. Bakerboy was the one who was in love with Michelle Pfiefer. You should know that, you were here for their reign of terror.

 

[Matt]

JAL recently posted that his next door neighbor was Alba and how he shared a kiss with her.

Even if that's true, that's a 12 year old stalking fixation or if it's false a true crime for attention and approval.

Bakerboy threatened to rape my mother, Kevin Roegele's mother, Cyclops' mother, and Dew because we wouldn't admit Michelle Pfiefer was the hottest actress ever.

 

[DBella]

Upon reading through here, I realize how people like GR87, and JAL can't hold a candle to the original obsessed stalker fan...BAKERBOY!

I've heard of BAKERBOY but don't know his full story. Someone make an entry of him... a very detailed entry, please. Thank you.

 

[Superman]

No, that was Mr.Parker. Bakerboy was the one who was in love with Michelle Pfiefer.

Oh yeah, I remember now. He was nuts.

 

[Noir]

JAL recently posted that his next door neighbor was Alba and how he shared a kiss with her.

Even if that's true, that's a 12 year old stalking fixation or if it's false a true crime for attention and approval.

He seriously said his neighbor was Alba?


That is sad..


We need to get him a straightjacket.

 

[Matt]

I've heard of BAKERBOY but don't know his full story. Someone make an entry of him... a very detailed entry, please. Thank you.

There is an entry on the front page. Long story short, he popped up in late 2000 by making a thread "Michelle Pfiefer is the most beautiful most good most smart actress alive and I love her" or something to that extent. He was note worthy for his atrocious grammar and spelling. He claimed to be madly inlove with Michelle and showed a great deal of animosity towards her husband David E. Kelley. Kev, Cyc, Dew, and I, as well a few others all pushed his buttons, cause those were the days on the Hype where you could make fun of the obviously crazy without Morg being a jerk and ending the fun. It climaxed with him threatening to rape the mothers of Kev, Cyc, and myself and Dew. She acknowledged that we all pushed him, closed the thread and warned all parties involved. He then popped up again as the partner in crime of Mr. Parker in the "Organics Suck" thread and the rest is history.

 

[Carcharodon]

Bakerboy threatened to rape my mother, Kevin Roegele's mother, Cyclops' mother, and Dew because we wouldn't admit Michelle Pfiefer was the hottest actress ever.

Stpp Matt stop teeling your lies and nonsenses.

 

[Carcharodon]

He then popped up again as the partner in crime of Mr. Parker in the "Organics Suck" thread and the rest is history.

Half of my posts were probably made in that thread.

 

[Matt]

Stpp Matt stop teeling your lies and nonsenses.

hehe Incase anyone else is wondering, that was one of his famous come backs when someone would say organics didn't suck or Michelle wasn't the world's greatest, most beautiful actress. He would either call them a "badly joker" or say they are telling "lyies and nonsenses".

 

[Erzengel]

I'm sure if I was posting then, I'd appreciate that story more.

 

[Showtime]

hehe Incase anyone else is wondering, that was one of his famous come backs when someone would say organics didn't suck or Michelle wasn't the world's greatest, most beautiful actress. He would either call them a "badly joker" or say they are telling "lyies and nonsenses".

Sounds like GR87-Speak?

 

[Carcharodon]

I'm sure if I was posting then, I'd appreciate that story more.

It was simultaneously frustrating and hilarious. Look up his posts in the search option, it's worth it. t:

Sounds like GR87-Speak?

Belive me: it's a level beyond GR87.

 

[Showtime]

Belive me: it's a level beyond GR87.

Maybe he's the leader or has gotten more well versed in the human-speak and has...returned.

 

[Matt]

New Entry:

Superhero Hype Fantasy Football League (SHHFFL) - The fantasy football league of Superhero Hype. Founded by Malice currently in its fifth season, commissioners include: Malice, Daisy, and Themanofbat. It is ran through Yahoo Fantasy Football. The current reigning champions are The Mindless Minions coached by Mee. The current commissioner is Themanofbat.

 

[Erzengel]

It was simultaneously frustrating and hilarious. Look up his posts in the search option, it's worth it. t:

Belive me: it's a level beyond GR87.

The search option doesn't work past 2006 or so?

I was looking up threads and couldn't find anything past that.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Isn't he the one that started the Organics Sucks thread?

Ahh... those were the days.

 

[Matt]

Ahh... those were the days.

Gotta admit, they were a lot better than a lot of the crap now-a-days.

 

[Showtime]

You guys are like the Golden Girls. Wheres the cheesecake?

 

[Erzengel]

With the current Gestapo?

I have to agree.

 

[Carcharodon]

The search option doesn't work past 2006 or so?

I was looking up threads and couldn't find anything past that.

Really? Aww that blows.