The Hype Encyclopedia

[jaguarr]

That means you failed at being a self-loathing slacker whose life is going no where.

See, you failed at something.

Failure implies that I actually had to try that particular thing to be a failure at it.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

you fail at aspirations

I fail at YOUR aspirations.

jag

 

[Daisy]

Failure implies that I actually had to try that particular thing to be a failure at it.

jag

at least now I have my failure.

I failed at finding jag's failure.

 

[jaguarr]

at least now I have my failure.

I failed at finding jag's failure.

Can you describe how it feels? I've never experienced it and probably never will.

jag

 

[Abaddon]

jag fails at keeping me entertained with his posts.

 

[jaguarr]

jag fails at keeping me entertained with his posts.

I never wanted to entertain you. Specifically you, actually.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

I never wanted to entertain you. Specifically you, actually.

jag

It's true, he told me that once. "Everyone but Abaddon."

 

[Abaddon]

I never wanted to entertain you. Specifically you, actually.

jag

Because you know you'd fail.

 

[jaguarr]

Because you know you'd fail.

Only because you have too much sand in your vagina and are therefore unentertainable.

jag

 

[Abaddon]

Only because you have too much sand in your vagina and are therefore unentertainable.

jag

You've failed to deliver a good reason for not trying to entertain me.

 

[jaguarr]

You've failed to deliver a good reason for not trying to entertain me.

Whatever, Sandy.

jag

 

[Abaddon]

P.s.- change your sig.


Anyway,you people need to start doing more entries.

 

[jaguarr]

P.s.- change your sig.

Just for you.

jag

 

[Abaddon]

omg,jerk.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

whoah, I just noticed that Jag's cat looks like it has two huge fangs.

 

[jaguarr]

whoah, I just noticed that Jag's cat looks like it has two huge fangs.

The Freaky Spinning Vampire Cat is awesome.

jag

 

[Daisy]

Can you describe how it feels? I've never experienced it and probably never will.

jag

You know, it passed so quickly, it's really hard to describe.

Oh no! I just failed to describe how it feels.

It's like a horrible downward spiral of failure is beginning!

 

[jaguarr]

You know, it passed so quickly, it's really hard to describe.

Oh no! I just failed to describe how it feels.

It's like a horrible downward spiral of failure is beginning!

I blame Abaddon.

jag

 

[Daisy]

I blame Abaddon.

jag

See... I fail to understand how Abaddon is responsible.


Oh god... someone please help me.

 

[Abaddon]

I blame Abaddon.

jag

You failed to take responsibility.



The list goes on....

 

[jaguarr]

You failed to take responsibility.



The list goes on....

I never aspired to take responsibility for your shortcomings, Sandy.



jag

 

[Abaddon]

I never aspired to take responsibility for your shortcomings, Sandy.



jag

You don't always have to try in order to fail.


And get your umbrella out of my crotch.

 

[The BatDude]

You don't always have to try in order to fail.


And get your umbrella out of my crotch.

I hope the umbrella isn't open in your crotch or it'll seven years of bad luck and it'll hurt.....ALOT

 

[Abaddon]

Pain is relative.

 

[jaguarr]

I hope the umbrella isn't open in your crotch or it'll seven years of bad luck and it'll hurt.....ALOT

You just took alllllll the fun out of it for him.

jag