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Things NOT to do when your fingers stuck in a can.
- Do NOT forcefully pull it out.
- Do NOT squeeze the can first to 'loosen' it.
- Do NOT use the drink inside the can to loosen up you finger, trust me unless you're drinking liquid butter, it ain't gonna do jack.
- Do NOT wait for it to gradually fall off, the longer it's in there the more it'll hurt.
- Do NOT ask another person to pull it out for you like a Christmas cracker, even family members can be trolls at times.
- Do NOT spit on the finger to loosen, cuz that's just nasty.
Follow these simple instructions and i promise you that you're finger will leave that can like an easy break up with a clingy lover.
- Do NOT forcefully pull it out.
- Do NOT squeeze the can first to 'loosen' it.
- Do NOT use the drink inside the can to loosen up you finger, trust me unless you're drinking liquid butter, it ain't gonna do jack.
- Do NOT wait for it to gradually fall off, the longer it's in there the more it'll hurt.
- Do NOT ask another person to pull it out for you like a Christmas cracker, even family members can be trolls at times.
- Do NOT spit on the finger to loosen, cuz that's just nasty.
Follow these simple instructions and i promise you that you're finger will leave that can like an easy break up with a clingy lover.