What happened today was pretty damn funny. I'm having some problems with my sister, so three friends and I went to Golden Corral to just hang out and talk about our problems. We usually get together every other week to do this. Well there was these two girls there that were staring at my friends and I extremely hard. I went to go get another plate, and they approached me to tell me that they were going to sit next to my friend. One girl comes over to talk to my friend, and then the other chick comes by too. She says that her name is Showtime....
So Showtime takes an immediate liking to me, but I try to brush her off by using vocabulary that she doesn't understand. She was one of those extremely ghetto chicks, and I usually don't like those types unless it's a fling type thing and she's clean. Well Showtime says that my "big words" are sexy, and that she wants to make me a plate. After a confusing 5 minutes of her wanting me to put my hand on her ass, sit down, then stand up again, I finally humor her and follow her up to the dessert bar. I just randomly point out stuff I like, and she brings it back to the table. Then she starts offering to feed me. I laugh, and she just starts putting cake and ice cream in my mouth in a very sensual fashion. She even compliments me on my tongue and lips, so I start filming the thing with my friends. All of a sudden while I'm turning my head, she puts some whip cream on her finger and puts her finger in my mouth. It was very seductive.
I gave her a fake name though. I don't think I'll call her unless I'm really horny, because she came across as a little crazy. If she somehow gets my number, then I'll try to brush her off by having excuses not to see her. I like sex as much as the next man, but I have a feeling that she is the clingy type that stalks. She wanted me to follow her to McDonald's after the fact, so I'm just going to leave this girl alone.