The 'Impossible To Answer The Question' Thread

[thorandsurfer]

If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

 

[SuperFerret]

It's dead.

 

[Majic Walrus]

/thread

 

[SuperFerret]

Let's think about this though, if a human lost their ribs, scapula, sternum, most of their spine, etc. would they be homeless or naked?

 

[CBGB]

If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what's baby oil made of?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?

I know these aren't impossible, but I find them kind of funny.

 

[SuperFerret]

If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what's baby oil made of?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?

I know these aren't impossible, but I find them kind of funny.

Baby oil is mineral oil.

A fly without wings typically dies before anyone can call it something.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Why don't we change the name of this thread to "Ask SuperFerret"?

 

[SuperFerret]

Too much effort.

 

[CBGB]

Baby oil is mineral oil.

A fly without wings typically dies before anyone can call it something.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why?

 

[SuperFerret]

Why not?

 

[Prison Mike]

SuperFerret has an answer for everything!

 

[Pauchel]

Aaah!Maybe there who knows how to put a picture on your profile?
I do not know how to put on.

 

[SuperFerret]

Get at least 299 more posts.

 

[Pauchel]

SuperFerret
Ок!

 

[Ipodman]

See... every question is possible to answer!

 

[SuperFerret]

Except for one.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why not?

Why why not?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

why?

why not?

yes!

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Aaah!Maybe there who knows how to put a picture on your profile?
I do not know how to put on.

Haha, you could read the FAQ that was sent to you when you joined...

 

[Pauchel]

Haha, you could read the FAQ that was sent to you when you joined...

Ha-ha...There is a delusion!

 

[Pauchel]

Does anyone know where to find the issue of "Shocker's first appearance in Amazing Spider-man, his number of comics?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Let's think about this though, if a human lost their ribs, scapula, sternum, most of their spine, etc. would they be homeless or naked?

I used to think turtles could be removed from their shells and exist in a "naked" form much like a hermit crab. I blame Warner Bros cartoons and their Cecil character who could retreat/retract all the way into his shell and kinda hang out in there.

 

[AndThePickles]

I used to think turtles could be removed from their shells and exist in a "naked" form much like a hermit crab. I blame Warner Bros cartoons and their Cecil character who could retreat/retract all the way into his shell and kinda hang out in there.

They also had characters who could completely remove their shells, or who would pop out of them accidentally if they were being chased/scared. I can picture kids trying to remove turtles in real life from their shells after watching those cartoons

 

[SuperFerret]

Cartoons probably caused mass killings of chelonians, the same way that Finding Nemo caused a spike in live fish being flushed down the drain.