The Internet Tough Guys

[IKnowSomeJudo]

FYI, you do see the irony in your screenname and this topic, I hope.

Yeah, kinda, now that you mention it, although my screen name is a quote from a movie, not an actual claim on my part.

 

[Jerry]

or if your able to dodge a punch and keep dodging

Its from Rocky Balboa.

 

[heypapajinx]

i'd be more worried about my computer getting a virus from internet **** girls

ha!
you should be more worried about you getting that virus.
you know, from sticking your junk in the hard drive and "downloading" all the "internet **** girls"

 

[Kritish]

ha!
you should be more worried about you getting that virus.
you know, from sticking your junk in the hard drive and "downloading" all the "internet **** girls"

He keeps lagging ever since he downloaded Hawaiin butt ****s.

 

[Cаrter]

It's impossible to be tough over the internet.
I find that being condescending is the best way to win an internet argument.

 

[Kritish]

It's impossible to be tough over the internet.
I find that being condescending is the best way to win an internet argument.

Carter, I thought The Female Torch got you banned.

 

[Cаrter]

I'm back from the dead

 

[Mr Sparkle]

It's impossible to be tough over the internet.
I find that being condescending is the best way to win an internet argument.

I find that Intelligence has the same effect and Is more satisfactory

 

[Cаrter]

Pfft, yeah okay

 

[hey yo its sean]

I'm short and fat.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Pfft, yeah okay

see, I'm satisfied while you're just frustrated.

 

[Cаrter]

see, I'm satisfied while you're just frustrated.

*yawn

 

[Mr Sparkle]

merely stating facts, no need to catch feelings.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Ever notice how whenever someone's threatening others online, they always post stuff like: "You wanna say that to my face? I'm 6'7, weigh 270 pounds and go to gym everyday, I'll beat your ass in a heartbeat, loser!". Oh please, next thing you know, everyone on the internet looks like Lou Ferrigno, except for you. Why can't someone say "oh sure, I'm only 5'2, but don't let my height fool you, I'm one tough midget!"? I'd feel legitimately intimidated by that guy, actually.

OMG!! I love those people. They make me laugh. On XBL on AIM people always talk **** to me (what luck I have) but its so funny cause i'll say the dumbest stuff back to them. Then i'll get told I "have no life", but wtf your the one saying your going to come down to "mah bloc" and shoot me.

 

[heypapajinx]

He keeps lagging ever since he downloaded Hawaiin butt ****s.

ewwww!!
reading that i just thught of butts that smell like pineapple.

 

[hey yo its sean]

I'm 5'10 and like, 200 pounds. But I'll only kick your ass if you attack me first or are attacking someone else. Betch!

You're fat.

 

[Kevin]

I'm a ***** cat. I look like I could play football, as people have always told me, but none of it is muscle.. 6'1 260 of fat. *sigh* time to stick some fingers down my throat... yeah, that's a double joke right there.

 

[Kritish]

I'm a ***** cat. I look like I could play football, as people have always told me, but none of it is muscle.. 6'1 260 of fat. *sigh* time to stick some fingers down my throat... yeah, that's a double joke right there.

 

[Kevin]

lick lick lick

 

[Lantern Venom]

Ever notice how whenever someone's threatening others online, they always post stuff like: "You wanna say that to my face? I'm 6'7, weigh 270 pounds and go to gym everyday, I'll beat your ass in a heartbeat, loser!"..

It is indeed ridiculous. Even if they are legit tough guys, they know they'll never meet the person on the other side of the post. Internet bravado is pathetic.

 

[StorminNorman]

I find this thread a little ironic considering the guys name is "IKnowSomeJudo"

 

[Kevin]

It is indeed ridiculous. Even if they are legit tough guys, they know they'll never meet the person on the other side of the post. Internet bravado is pathetic.

Yo, son. What you tryna say? I ain't man enuff to face you? Aight be, it's on now!

 

[Lantern Venom]

Yo, son. What you tryna say? I ain't man enuff to face you? Aight be, it's on now!

LOL. Yeah, that's the old internet 'tude. My personal favorite happened right here on the Hype a few months ago when I was bashing Topher Grace being cast as Venom. Someone said that I should go find Topher so he could "own me."

 

[Kevin]

wow. just wow.

 

[Lantern Venom]

wow. just wow.

Yeah.