The Internet Tough Guys

[Joker]

Ever notice how whenever someone's threatening others online, they always post stuff like: "You wanna say that to my face? I'm 6'7, weigh 270 pounds and go to gym everyday, I'll beat your ass in a heartbeat, loser!". Oh please, next thing you know, everyone on the internet looks like Lou Ferrigno, except for you. Why can't someone say "oh sure, I'm only 5'2, but don't let my height fool you, I'm one tough midget!"? I'd feel legitimately intimidated by that guy, actually.

I'm 6'1, 150 lbs, but I fight dirty so I could probably take you...true, I'd kick you in the nuts from behind then stab you in the eye with a key, but as ultimate captain america once said "fightings not about honor, fightings about winning"

 

[jaguarr]

ewwww!!
reading that i just thught of butts that smell like pineapple.

That would be heaven...

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

 

[jaguarr]

It's true and you know it. Farts would smell like pina coladas.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

JAL and recently Max Smart try and do the internet tough guy routine. It's humorous on so many levels.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

What sites are you going to?
I haven't witnessed this.

It's happened here before.

 

[Fran]

JAL and recently Max Smart try and do the internet tough guy routine. It's humorous on so many levels.

Where is this at?

I'm 6'1", 250 lbs, but I don't act tough at all on here... some people are just stupid.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

People who say they’re giant sizes are just scared little squirts (with a few exceptions).

I'm 5'5" and 118 lbs, none of it is muscle because I'm totally lazy. I just have a high metabolism and sit on my ass all day other than work. Granted, I walk a lot, but not enough to make me a body builder. Though, with the career I have, I'm considered heavy for my height...

I'm tiny, and don't know **** about fighting. All I know how to do is kick guys in the manhood and basic self defense. I will never attack physically, only verbally and then run before they attack. Works every time.

 

[muertevilla]

He keeps lagging ever since he downloaded Hawaiin butt ****s.

that was pretty specific there, man... sounds like a man who speaks from experience.

 

[heypapajinx]

Originally Posted by heypapajinx
ewwww!!
reading that i just thught of butts that smell like pineapple.

That would be heaven...

jag

would it?
would it really?
you could go over to your friends and squeeze you some fresh pineapple anus juice for your pina colada.

 

[Avalanche]

I'm 5'11" and 150 pounds. I'm sure lots of you can kick my ass.

 

[heypapajinx]

I'm 5'11" and 150 pounds. I'm sure lots of you can kick my ass.

HAHA!!!

beanpole

 

[Avalanche]

I'm very much happy with my beanpole status. Anyone heavier than me is automatically fat.

 

[Buttman]

I kinda look like.. Ultimate Spider-man in build.

 

[jaguarr]

would it?
would it really?
you could go over to your friends and squeeze you some fresh pineapple anus juice for your pina colada.

I like the way you think.

jag

 

[Fran]

This thread made a perverted and just overall weird turn for the worst.