Iron Man 2 The Iron Man 2 caption thread

[Panthro]

Taking a break from filming, Downey Jr, Favreau and Cheadle decide to watch reruns of X-Men Evolution -

KITTY: "I'm a Barbie Girl In A Barbie World-"
ROGUE: "Shut up."
KITTY: "Life in Plastic, It's Fantastic-"
ROGUE: "Shut up!"
KITTY: "You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere-"
ROGUE: "Will shut up?!"

Jon: "God damn that Kitty Pryde is annoying as Hell. Why does Rogue put up with her?"
RDJ: "Because they're obviously in love with each other Jon."
Don: "Rob, why do you assume than any pair of attractive female fans must be lesbians?"

RDJ: "Hey, I'm PC that way."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys! Superhero beat me to the "when I´m angry" joke.

 

[ultimatefan]

Iron Man: Damn, American recession got even worse than I thought!

 

[ultimatefan]

Tony: I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batm... No wait, that can´t be right...

 

[Rain]

Tony: Son, I am disappoint

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

 

[3dman27]

IRON MAN season's greetings from the INITIATIVE

 

[Panthro]

WAR MACHINE: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
IRON MAN: "You need to lay off the Samuel L. Jackson."

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "For four hundred years, that word has kept us down."
WAR MACHINE: "What the f***?"
IRON MAN: "Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby..."
WAR MACHINE: "That's the theme song to the Jeffersons! You need help!"
IRON MAN: "Just 'cause it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true."

 

[Hotwire]

Tony: You know, now that I think of it, I should probably put my helmet on if I'm going to be heading into battle.

 

[John Locke]

Tony: Leggo My Eggo!

 

[Superhero 101]

Tony: Nobody can make an angrier face then i Can.

Tony: Nevermind

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: Yeah, these shadows make me look dark and mysterious... They also cover up my evergrowing wrinkles and all the damage years and years of coke parties made.

 

[ultimatefan]

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

TONY: SHUT. THE F***. UP!!

 

[Superhero 101]

Hahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

JACKMAN: "How the Hell did your film manage to be better than mine?!"

RDJ: "It wasn't made by Fox."

 

[Superhero 101]

 

[ultimatefan]

That´s a good explanation...

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double

 

[kedrell]

Iron Man: "Leggo my Eggo!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: For the last time, it´s not my fault Spectacular Spider-Man might have been cancelled!
IRON MAN: I don´t care, you´re establishment enough!

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: For the last time, it´s not my fault Spectacular Spider-Man might have been cancelled!
IRON MAN: I don´t care, you´re establishment enough!

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Stark: Man, why is it that the second I put this suit on I have to pee. Jarvis, take a note, I want a relief tube put in the newest model.
Jarvis: Yes sir, but if you ask me to clean it out for you I'm going to empty it into a bottle of your 70 year old Scotch.