Iron Man 2 The Iron Man 2 caption thread

[ultimatefan]

RUSSELL BRAND BATMAN: Tony Stark? Nah, but I get that a lot.

 

[Panthro]

RUSSELL BRAND BATMAN: Tony Stark? Nah, but I get that a lot.

 

[Scorpion Soldier]

Rhodey: F****
Tony: What?
Rhodey: I thought you said the suits had a water filtration system.
Tony: Mine does, yours doesn't.

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

Thanks Panthro!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Rhodey: F****
Tony: What?
Rhodey: I thought you said the suits had a water filtration system.
Tony: Mine does, yours doesn't.

Haha that sounds like something that would actually be in the movie too.

 

[Panthro]

Rhodey: F****
Tony: What?
Rhodey: I thought you said the suits had a water filtration system.
Tony: Mine does, yours doesn't.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, how about some backup here?!

IRON MAN: We´re on it, buddy!
WAR MACHINE: Wait, he´s still in World War II, how is this possible?
IM: Would this be the first time a superhero crossover/team up didn´t make any sense?
WM: Good point.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, how about some backup here?!

IRON MAN: We´re on it, buddy!
WAR MACHINE: Wait, he´s still in World War II, how is this possible?
IM: Would this be the first time a superhero crossover/team up didn´t make any sense?
WM: Good point.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Why the Hell are you in front? This is my caption thread and I'm the one with the star power!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I have to get a jumpstart on my viral marketing!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: How come the trailer indicates you´re the Avengers leader in the cartoon?!
IRON MAN: When you´ve earned over a billion dollars total at the box office, we´ll talk.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: How come the trailer indicates you´re the Avengers leader in the cartoon?!
IRON MAN: When you´ve earned over a billion dollars total at the box office, we´ll talk.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "A new day is dawning! The Day of the Fantastic Fo- no wait that's not right..."

 

[The Navigator]

SUPERMAN: This is the worst damned display of dodgeball I've ever seen!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thamls Panthro! Gotta love dodgeball gags.

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY STARK: Security, stop Ed Norton over there! And sedate him real fast cuz you know, you wouldn´t like him when he´s angry and all that...

TONY STARK: What, one chick and nine guys?! I´d have never signed up for this crap if I knew it was going to be such a sausage fest!

 

[3dman27]

rdj"should'nt we have someone to play giant-man and the wasp?"
scarlett johanson"who kevin pererra and tiny morgan"

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Rabbit, UF!

 

[ultimatefan]

HEMSWORTH: I can kick all your asses!
RDJ: Big deal, I can buy and sell all your asses and your families´asses! Now bring me a latte, lava hot, sugar, no cream, and real fast, kiddo!
HEMSWORTH: Yes sir.

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Everybody now, jazz hands!!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF. RDJ is such a bastard.

 

[Panthro]

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BLACK WIDOW: "What's the difference between the mafia and the Catholic Church?"

TONY STARK: "One is a male dominated, misogynistic, hierarchical organization, which rules by fear and has a deep code of secrecy.....and the other is just the mafia."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, and they forget to say, "full of skeletons in its closet".

 

[Panthro]

^^That too.

IRON MAN: "Am I the only one who thinks there's too much sausage here?"

WASP: "That better?"
IRON MAN: "Well it's a start."

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

IRON MAN: C`mon Avengers, only together we can stop the Justin Bieber movie!