The JAWS Fan Gets Some BOOTY!!!!!!

[Eggyman]

That didn't suit you.

 

[chaseter]

That didn't suit you.

I'm not British...I can't pull that off

 

[Eggyman]

Isn't that. I missed your trademark ''

 

[SuperFerret]

I hope we get more stories tomorrow.

 

[chaseter]

I hope Cash decides to move to Los Angeles this school year!

 

[DorneyDave]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

You know how you REALLY close the deal with these girls?

Tell them the USS Indianapolis story, gets all the girls I know really excited.

 

[DOG LIPS]

You know how you REALLY close the deal with these girls?

Tell them the USS Indianapolis story, gets all the girls I know really excited.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Why would you create such a thread which could only lead to derision especially if you have read anything which has been posted in the past...

 

[bunk]

am I the only one intrigued by these "moves?

 

[Darthphere]

I only have one question.

Did their ass fit in your crotch like a cupholder?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It wasn't a Panic at the Disco concert, silly

 

[Darthphere]

Maybe they were playing some of their songs there. Jesus Spoons, get with the program.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

I'm more curious about what he considers making out and all, since it sounds like multiple girls. Was this some kind of high school orgy, plus it was a Wedsnesday night, what are high schoolers doing having parties mid week.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

and you stopped there?!? If a girl says you smell "****ING AWESOME", you immediately respond with "If you think I smell good, then you should come back to the room and see how I taste."

 

[Sam Fisher]

I take it the shark is still working, eh?

 

[Darthphere]

I'm more curious about what he considers making out and all, since it sounds like multiple girls. Was this some kind of high school orgy, plus it was a Wedsnesday night, what are high schoolers doing having parties mid week.

He said party/dance so I'm guessing it was some type of school related function.

 

[Darthphere]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

Somewhere, behind the scenes, money was exchanging hands as a bet was being made.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Somewhere, behind the scenes, money was exchanging hands as a bet was being made.

kind of like that movie with Rachel Leigh Cook. I can't remember the name of it. If you get voted as prom king, watch out.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Aunt Petunia is a whole 'nother level, man. You have your legends, gods, and then your mother f***ing old ones. Lovecraft was really writing about you.

Ha, nice.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

kind of like that movie with Rachel Leigh Cook. I can't remember the name of it. If you get voted as prom king, watch out.

Look up when you're getting crowned, pig's blood stains and you won't get the tux deposit back.

 

[Carcharodon]

I take it you didn't respond with a fun fact about sharks and how their olfactory senses allow for them to detect as little as one part per million of blood in seawater. That may not have played well.

Per billion, but it can depend upon the species.

 

[PWN3R]

Somewhere, behind the scenes, money was exchanging hands as a bet was being made.

where have you been?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Cash aren't you like 14?

The hell are you grinding against girl for? I'd expect those type of girls to be ****s, because in my school, that's the kind that do that.

 

[chaseter]

where have you been?

In my poop thread.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Did the next morning with the girl go like this?

"In Amity you say yad."

"They're in the yad, not to fa from the ca. How's that?"

"Like you're from New York."

Sorry, uneccessary thing to say just to say some Jaws quotes.