The JAWS Fan Gets Some BOOTY!!!!!!

[Immortalfire]

Hmm..looks like we have another GR87 in the works.

 

[chaseter]

Hmm..looks like we have another GR87 in the works.

No...I say Ice Man.

 

[Immortalfire]

Ice-man? The stoner kid in the mob, who thinks the world's authority figures are all out to get him?

 

[Darthphere]

where have you been?

Dude, get on later tonight.

 

[WompuM]

No girl will pay attention to Jaws enough for this guy's expectations. I'd know. I'm a Tremors fan.

My advice friend, don't watch Jaws with a girl. Ever. Let them know you like it sure, so you get Jaws themed gifts, like the sweet poster in 30 Rock, and sure, let them walk in on you watching it, but never watch jaws with a girl. They won't understand.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Hmm..looks like we have another GR87 in the works.

He's no where near as pathetic as GR87...yet. Kid probably hasn't even been to a Hooter's yet.

 

[Immortalfire]

He's no where near as pathetic as GR87...yet. Kid probably hasn't even been to a Hooter's yet.

Hey Cash..go to a Hooters and then we'll talk about how to know if a girl wants you.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Hey Cash..go to a Hooters and then we'll talk about how to know if a girl wants you.

It is the ultimate test of how much of chick magnet you are. Getting a good reaction from a Hooter's waitress and maybe even a few months down the line getting a high five.

 

[Immortalfire]

"She gave me a refill on my Sprite...she wants me."

 

[bunk]

Per billion, but it can depend upon the species.

You should edit wikipedia then.

 

[chaseter]

"She gave me a refill on my Sprite...she wants me."

"I showed her my muscles to reassure her I was all man."

 

[chaseter]

You should edit wikipedia then.

I kept doing that and it locked me out

 

[C.F. Kane]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

The lesson: alcohol is a wondrous thing when it happens to other people.

 

[Lord Valumart]

No girl will pay attention to Jaws enough for this guy's expectations. I'd know. I'm a Tremors fan.

My advice friend, don't watch Jaws with a girl. Ever. Let them know you like it sure, so you get Jaws themed gifts, like the sweet poster in 30 Rock, and sure, let them walk in on you watching it, but never watch jaws with a girl. They won't understand.

as far as i know aslong as the girl in question has a similar thing going on such as listening to an album everyday or whatever then he should be safe...

jsut keep away from girls that like x files...they're freaks...

 

[SuperFerret]

The truth is out there.

 

[WompuM]

as far as i know aslong as the girl in question has a similar thing going on such as listening to an album everyday or whatever then he should be safe...

jsut keep away from girls that like x files...they're freaks...

There was a time in my life where I would listen to Bat Out of Hell on repeat. I feel this is normal. Now this fellow's Jaws viewing schedule is anything but. he needs to hide that **** away from any potential poon.

 

[Lord Valumart]

There was a time in my life where I would listen to Bat Out of Hell on repeat. I feel this is normal. Now this fellow's Jaws viewing schedule is anything but. he needs to hide that **** away from any potential poon.

come on...most women don't understand what it's like to finish a game 100% and then dance the dance of joy...

then again he is a massive freak of nature who should be shut away with only jaws: the revenge to watch...

 

[WompuM]

He just needs to tone his **** down. I'm not saying his habits are bad, that's his own damn business, but he can't let the beyotches know how ****ed up he is. If it comes up in conversation, sure, Jaws is his favorite movie, but dont dwell on it. No girl will find that interesting. No one wants to know you watch Alex Kitner get digested every day.

 

[chaseter]

How can anybody watch a movie everyday? Find something better to do like going outside, finding a productive hobby, or *********ing.

 

[WompuM]

I agree, and honestly, question his claims of watching it everyday, but the little guy obviously has a thing for Jaws. (where thing=unhealthy obsession). and if he functions in the world, fine, let him have it. but my point is he cant let the females know how f***ed up he is.

 

[WompuM]

and what's barracka?

 

[Drakon]

He just realized he has a gimmick, and is trying to be likable, or at least noticed with it, but it's not working right for him.

 

[WompuM]

My gimmick is alcoholism in the DC boards... but even I havent done that for weeks. Been on an odd dry spell. Maybe this lad should try it out.

 

[Shemtov]

It used to be all i would read was harry potter.

 

[Lord Valumart]

It used to be all i would read was harry potter.

but then you turned 12...