The Joker's Hypothetical Question Thread

[Joker]

I will post one hypothetical question every day (mostly, if I feel like it...stop pressuring me )...and you guys answer them. I will then choose the best answer, and the person who said it will be rewarded by me not insulting his mother and calling him a newb for at least 24 hours (unless the said person does something really stupid and newbish). So, here goes...

You're walking down the street and you find a wallet. You open it to find $500 in $20 bills. You also notice the ID is that of someone who you saw recently on the news as being missing. What do you do?

 

[Tsunulia]

Take it to the cops. It's probably couterfeit

 

[Carter]

Take the money as a reward for my good deed and mail them the id

 

[Movies205]

I'd hit the mean streets with former-child star, Jaimee Foxworth of Family Matters fame who in recent years has become a porn star, armed wiht $500, I'd dig deep in the world of pornography even possibly getting a good lay where I could. After two nights of hard partying consisting of coke, gin & tonic, a pinata, and a rare mickey mantle baseball card, I'd wake up in an mexican missionary and hopefully I'll have enough money to go back home and won't have to suck some roadside **** to cross the border....

 

[Joker]

you all suck no winner

Question #2...

You're stuck on a desert island. You get to choose 1 of 3 things to bring with you:

1. A television set/dvd player combo, with House Of The Dead stuck in it on repeat.

2. A 10-ton crate full of the most disgusting fetish pornography you can think of.

3. A robot with the combined personalities of Bill O'Reily and Anne Coulter.

You have to have one of them. Choose.

 

[LEX]

I choose 3. At least I'll have company. I cannot stand House of the Dead. And *********ing too much to something I don't even like makes me hungry, which is a no-no in this situation.

 

[Kaleb]

you all suck no winner

Question #2...

You're stuck on a desert island. You get to choose 1 of 3 things to bring with you:

1. A television set/dvd player combo, with House Of The Dead stuck in it on repeat.

2. A 10-ton crate full of the most disgusting fetish pornography you can think of.

3. A robot with the combined personalities of Bill O'Reily and Anne Coulter.

You have to have one of them. Choose.

are the woman at least hot ?

 

[Marvel Man]

I'd take number 1! Becuase i could use smash the dvd player up and and get the dvd out of it and use it as a reflector in case an airplane come by and i can reflect the light to them. I could then find wood on the island and make a fire i know how to do beause i was a boyscout for one year. I could them take the tv apart piece by piece and the rest of the smashed dvd player and spell out the words "HELP" with the parts on the shore.

 

[Joker]

are the woman at least hot ?

no...imagine the worst porn you can think of, that's it

 

[LEX]

no...imagine the worst porn you can think of, that's it

Animal porn.

 

[Marvel Man]

Animal porn.

Granny Porn

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'd chose the robot. Then I'd rip open it's guts and make a homing/distress beacon