The Cow Question

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  1. Colossal Spoons

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    I ask this question every so often(in real life and online), and well; I'm in the mood again. It's a running joke between some old friends and I. This is going to sound silly, but really think about it and answer honestly...

    Suppose you are eating somewhere(sitting down). Maybe a school cafeteria or lunch room at work, whatever. As you're enjoying your meal, a herd of cows; roughly 10 or 12, enter the room and approach you slowly. They don't look threatening or mischievous or anything to make you panic outside of the fact that a herd of cows just walked into the room lol. One cow is obviously in charge and this one trots up to you and says(yes, actually talks) "Come with us". It's not a demand, more of a suggestion.

    The question is "Would you go with them?" Explain your reasoning either way :up:. For those of you who choose to go with the bovines; imagine the best and worst case scenarios of your decision
     
    #1 Colossal Spoons, Dec 12, 2007
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    as i'm eating, am i eating a beef/cow based product?
     
    #2 The-Dark-Knight, Dec 12, 2007
  3. Colossal Spoons

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    Haha, good question. No, you're not. :up:
     
    #3 Colossal Spoons, Dec 12, 2007
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    Then yes i would could be fun,

    Maybe were going to the moovies (could not resist)
     
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    you sir, and your friends, are legally ******ed.
     
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  6. Fran

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    I never trust cows. Those sons of b****es.
     
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  7. Colossal Spoons

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    You gonna answer the question? This isn't a joke, I'm just curious to see how many people would go despite how utterly ridiculous the whole thing is. :up:

    1 year ago, the Hypsters then were able to respond to this thread well. I have faith in you new kids.
     
    #7 Colossal Spoons, Dec 12, 2007
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    What did Cows ever do to you, That Farmer Fran is Racist.
     
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    As odd as it is, i'd go, there talking cows it could be fun, odd but fun. hopefully where were going is fun. though i would wonder why they demanded i come along. Actually i'd probably think it was the effects of CJD.

    That said chances are i'd run.
     
    #9 The-Dark-Knight, Dec 12, 2007
  10. The Original Bamfer

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    I would absolutely go with the cows. It's not everyday you see a cow that speaks. They'd take me to some super-cool, magical hangout spot. I'd dig it. And, what's the worst that could happen? Okay, so they'd be alien cows who would probe me and turn my brain into alien grass for them to chomp on. Either way, it sounds like something I could tell the grandkids. :up:
     
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  11. Mee

    Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    I wouldn't go anywhere with a bunch of strange cows. Fatties. :down
     
    #11 Mee, Dec 12, 2007
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    The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    You really shouldn't let BRUTAL rub off on you this much. :csad: :down
     
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    My sister goes "I'd totally party with those cows" :heart:
     
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    Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Sorry. :csad:
     
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    Heh, sick
     
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    me and my friends have thought of dumber things :o


    I'd go with the cows
     
    #16 unstoppable, Dec 12, 2007
  17. Badger

    Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    I would follow them. I would try to get to know the cow-way, so I could see how I cow thinks. I would also like to learn how to sleep standing up. Then after I learned everything I could, I would milk them and make steaks.
     
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  18. Colossal Spoons

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    Aren't you bold. You act as if they're just gonna let you milk and eat them at the end of your adventure

    12 cows > 1 badger :(
     
    #18 Colossal Spoons, Dec 12, 2007
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    Dude there cows, not Jedi.
     
    #19 The-Dark-Knight, Dec 12, 2007
  20. Badger

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    They will, I grew up on a dairy farm. A little grain and they're putty in my hands. :o
     
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  21. Badger

    Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    They are talking cows, I'd say that makes them jedi like.
     
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  22. Colossal Spoons

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    They can friggin talk, so they're obviously not regular cows. These suckers might know calculus or Latin too.
     
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  23. Mee

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    So they're nerd cows.
     
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    Just smart lol
     
    #24 Colossal Spoons, Dec 12, 2007
  25. Not Jake

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    You mean, how udderly ridiculous the whole thing is? Aha, ha, ha, hmm.
     
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