The Cow Question

[unstoppable]

Haha, it's a "tool-y" question?

I wonder hows it's a tool question

if you can't think up some random bullcrap scenario with your friends then I wouldn't call them my friends

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Nah son, Ahab ain't got time for that silliness

 

[Abaddon]

Spoons you lived in NY right?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

12 years in the Bronx

 

[Abaddon]

just making sure it was you and not someone else I confused you with.

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh, I would definitely go with them. I would say, "Yes, I will go with you. And you will show me things I've never seen before...in addition to what I've just been witness too."

And they will take me to go with them. Then they will go...and I'll say, "IS THAT IT???"

****ing cow patties.




worst case scenario...[blackout]there are two cows...and they bring a cup[/blackout]

 

[AndThePickles]

Lol oh gosh. For some reason I thought you already posted this thread a long time ago

 

[BRUTAL]

I wouldn't go anywhere with a bunch of strange cows. Fatties.

I can't begin to explain how proud I am right now.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

as long as they don't call me Charlie and ask me to go to Candy Mountain, with them lol

I mean, talking cows, its got to be something important, they wouldn't came walking in and ask me, of all people, to go with them, just to do something bad to me, if they wanted to hurt me they'd just stampede in and trample me, right

their probably some type of aliens, or creatures from another dimension, who either took the form of cows, or just happen to look like our earths cows
and they need me for some special mission, to save their world, cause I am the earths equivalent of they former leader

this kinda thing happens all the time, or is that just too me

 

[Bad Superman]

I ask this question every so often(in real life and online), and well; I'm in the mood again. It's a running joke between some old friends and I. This is going to sound silly, but really think about it and answer honestly...

Suppose you are eating somewhere(sitting down). Maybe a school cafeteria or lunch room at work, whatever. As you're enjoying your meal, a herd of cows; roughly 10 or 12, enter the room and approach you slowly. They don't look threatening or mischievous or anything to make you panic outside of the fact that a herd of cows just walked into the room lol. One cow is obviously in charge and this one trots up to you and says(yes, actually talks) "Come with us". It's not a demand, more of a suggestion.

The question is "Would you go with them?" Explain your reasoning either way . For those of you who choose to go with the bovines; imagine the best and worst case scenarios of your decision

I would ask in a loud voice: "Who spiked my drink? This hallucination needs more cowbell"

 

[LexCorp]

Don't trust them. They will rape you

 

[WompuM]

My grandpa's a beef farmer. My girlfriend's dad owns a meat market. I'm acutally wearing a meat market shirt right now as I type this. There is no way in crap I would go anywhere with those cows.

 

[PhotoJones]

I ask this question every so often(in real life and online), and well; I'm in the mood again. It's a running joke between some old friends and I. This is going to sound silly, but really think about it and answer honestly...

Suppose you are eating somewhere(sitting down). Maybe a school cafeteria or lunch room at work, whatever. As you're enjoying your meal, a herd of cows; roughly 10 or 12, enter the room and approach you slowly. They don't look threatening or mischievous or anything to make you panic outside of the fact that a herd of cows just walked into the room lol. One cow is obviously in charge and this one trots up to you and says(yes, actually talks) "Come with us". It's not a demand, more of a suggestion.

The question is "Would you go with them?" Explain your reasoning either way . For those of you who choose to go with the bovines; imagine the best and worst case scenarios of your decision

I would first grab someone else to make sure it is not just me hearing the cow speak. Then I would whip out my camera and get a video of this cow speaking. Then I would call the media and claim ownership of the cow. Then, I would charge money for people to see the cow speak. And finally, after the money starts to taper off, I'd kill the mother****er and eat him.

 

[kane9321]

dont trust a talking animal...period

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Lol oh gosh. For some reason I thought you already posted this thread a long time ago

Voila!

I ask this question every so often(in real life and online),

 

[Colossal Spoons]

My grandpa's a beef farmer. My girlfriend's dad owns a meat market. I'm acutally wearing a meat market shirt right now as I type this. There is no way in crap I would go anywhere with those cows.

Haha, smart move

I would first grab someone else to make sure it is not just me hearing the cow speak. Then I would whip out my camera and get a video of this cow speaking. Then I would call the media and claim ownership of the cow. Then, I would charge money for people to see the cow speak. And finally, after the money starts to taper off, I'd kill the mother****er and eat him.

Wait, so you'll never find out what the cows wanted you for?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think in reality, if anyone heard and saw a cow speaking to them in a restaurant, they'd **** their pants and run away, fast...or faint.

I've had many, many supernatural experiences with entities that I couldn't believe were real.
Judging from my shocked conduct at those times, I would probably first ask the cow, "Who are you? "

 

[Badger]

Haha, smart move

Why do I get the feeling that you're leaving a key piece out?

 

[DV8]

I wouldn't go with them, because they would likely be off to their own slaughter, unbeknownst to themselves

 

[Duende Verde]

I ask this question every so often(in real life and online), and well; I'm in the mood again. It's a running joke between some old friends and I. This is going to sound silly, but really think about it and answer honestly...

Suppose you are eating somewhere(sitting down). Maybe a school cafeteria or lunch room at work, whatever. As you're enjoying your meal, a herd of cows; roughly 10 or 12, enter the room and approach you slowly. They don't look threatening or mischievous or anything to make you panic outside of the fact that a herd of cows just walked into the room lol. One cow is obviously in charge and this one trots up to you and says(yes, actually talks) "Come with us". It's not a demand, more of a suggestion.

The question is "Would you go with them?" Explain your reasoning either way . For those of you who choose to go with the bovines; imagine the best and worst case scenarios of your decision

I can't think think of a best case scenario for something like this besides that I could be completely stoned at the moment and that's the reason I think they are talking to me and want to take me "human tipping" or something like that.

Worse case scenario: The main cow is talking to me because I been a cow all along, I just thought I was human.

 

[Abaddon]

lol, let's call that the Twilight Zone scenario.

 

[Fledermaus]

If it was just 1 talking cow, I would probably go just to see what was up. But I wouldn't leave with 10 or 12 cows. Hell, I wouldn't leave with 10 or 12 people that came up and said "Come with us." Cause they're probably law enforcement of some kind.

This scenario reminded me of a thought I had. Have you seen that anti-drug commercial where the girl is looking in the refrigerator and her dog pops up a chair and tells her that he doesn't liker her when she's high? The little bastard either just developed the ability to talk, or, has been able to talk the whole time, and decided to reveal said ability to his master by bitc#ing about her smoking habits. That dog is an a$$hole.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Eat mor chikin

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Why do I get the feeling that you're leaving a key piece out?

Ha, it's no trick. I've given you all the information. Idk if they want to make you their cow king or molest you.

If it was just 1 talking cow, I would probably go just to see what was up. But I wouldn't leave with 10 or 12 cows. Hell, I wouldn't leave with 10 or 12 people that came up and said "Come with us." Cause they're probably law enforcement of some kind.

Hahaha, you think like a criminal. What did you do?

 

[Downhere]

I don't think going along with some talking cows would be a good idea. First of all, they talk. Second of all, they talk. And third...they talk.