I never noticed this until my recent rewatch the other day and my relationship enlightened 24 year old eyes saw it in a different light, let's review here, Mary Jane, in Spiderman 1 was dating Flash. In the same movie, she goes on to date Harry and even cheats on him by kissing Spiderman. By the end of the movie, she has a thing for Peter. Now she doesn't know that Peter is Spiderman, so in her mind, she's trying to get 4 different guys to **** her.
In Spiderman 2, Mary Jane is with some space astronaut mother ****er. While watching Spiderman 2, I thought that MJ will MAYBE stick with 1 guy the whole time. But nope! She has to audacity to ask Peter to kiss her. She's engaged to the astronaut mother ****er! What the **** is up with that? And by the end of the movie, she is a runaway bride and ends up with Peter.
Now Spiderman 3, she is finally with the superhero ***** she's been wanting to get with this whole time. But she isn't satisfied with that. She acts like a ***** in the first 30 minutes of the movie and ends up cheating on Peter with Harry again. What the ****? If this ***** was creeping so much in all 3 movies, imagine what she could have been doing offscreen. She probably let Sandman and Venom tap that a few times when the cameras weren't rolling.
MJ is a ****, straight up. That's why I don't trust these hoes.
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