The Last Person I saw Naked Was..... (possibly the most pointless thread EVER)

[Shuley]

I haven't seen a stripper in many months

It's been a few years since I've been to a stripclub..I should go.

 

[Stikmann]

It's been a few years since I've been to a stripclub..I should go.

If you can, bring a girl with you. My wife and I go once a month. It's a whole different experience if you bring a cool chick with you. Play your cards right and you'll feel like a rockstar.

 

[AndThePickles]

I've never been to one, I'd like to go.

 

[Erzengel]

What are you doing tonight?

 

[Stikmann]

I've never been to one, I'd like to go.

If there’s a nice “classy” club in your area, you and your dude should go. The dancers generally like it when they see couples. Plus it lets them know that your guy probably isn’t some grabby caveman-type. As long as you’re comfortable and not “uptight” and your guy has some common sense, you could end up having really good time. Next thing you know, you’ll be regulars! The main thing is trust. Without that, it could doom a relationship.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^So I can't motorbutt the stripper then. Gotcha

 

[AndThePickles]

^So I can't motorbutt the stripper then. Gotcha

 

[Erzengel]

^So I can't motorbutt the stripper then. Gotcha

I'll distract ATP.

 

[Stikmann]

Uh oh...it's already not going well. Hm...perhaps you ought to avoid the club.

 

[AndThePickles]

I'll kill both of you.

 

[AndThePickles]

Uh oh...it's already not going well. Hm...perhaps you ought to avoid the club.

Lol we're both just playing around.

 

[Erzengel]

You can't go into the Champaign room when he's getting his dance.

 

[AndThePickles]

*sings* No sex in the Champagne Room, no sex in the Champagne Room

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll kill both of you.

Negro please

 

[AndThePickles]

Negro please

Psssh. You'll be the first to go

 

[Fran]

^So I can't motorbutt the stripper then. Gotcha

"That's how you get pinkeye!"

 

[Erzengel]

Psssh. You'll be the first to go

Hate crime.

Local white woman kills black boyfriend and beloved half asian.

 

[Stikmann]

^So I can't motorbutt the stripper then. Gotcha

Hey, isn't it "motorBOAT" anyway?

 

[SouLeSS]

Yeah, but he's probably never seen a real set in his life, so it's ok. =(

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey, isn't it "motorBOAT" anyway?

Haha, think about it

Yeah, but he's probably never seen a real set in his life, so it's ok. =(

One day, you'll see!

 

[AndThePickles]

Yeah, but he's probably never seen a real set in his life, so it's ok. =(

Hahahahaha. This wins the award for most false statement of the year! t:

 

[AndThePickles]

Haha, think about it

I knew exactly what you meant

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I just noticed someone mention in the awards thread theres a pic of a topless Dbella going round.

Why have i not been privvy to seeing it.

 

[Erzengel]

Here.

Http://www.imagebucket.com/1234/Erzengel/DBella.jpg

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Here.

http://www.imagebucket.com/1234/Erzengel/DBella.jpg

Damn page not found, neversaw that coming.