The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[The Lumberjack]

ha! You Yanks and your whiskey... Great stuff. Ever had Bookers Bourbon? Boy that stuff is choice mate, I tell you

Never had Booker's but it's supposed to be similar to Knob's Creek which is . I'm from Kentucky so I may not know much but for damn sure know bourbon.

 

[Ponyboy]

I've never been to Kentucky... My mother lives in Tennessee, left NZ to "retire early" as I call it... it's very pretty there. Strange folk though.

 

[The Lumberjack]

I've never been to Kentucky... My mother lives in Tennessee, left NZ to "retire early" as I call it... it's very pretty there. Strange folk though.

Very strange but very polite. That's one thing I can't stand about people from the North: no manners.

 

[Ponyboy]

Oh man... Americans are so polite it's not funny. I mean, at least in the south anyway. I've been to Tennessee, Georgia, Texas and Florida... and one of the Carolinas...?

 

[Ponyboy]

I must confess... I often forget to zip my fly.

 

[ComicChick]

Oh man... Americans are so polite it's not funny. I mean, at least in the south anyway. I've been to Tennessee, Georgia, Texas and Florida... and one of the Carolinas...?

hopefully North cuz that's the good one

and yes sir, we are very polite. bless your heart

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Very strange but very polite. That's one thing I can't stand about people from the North: no manners.

It's true. I'm from the north.

 

[The Lumberjack]

It's true. I'm from the north.

I'm from the North, sir. Why don't you Yanks learn a little common courtesy?

 

[Ponyboy]

hopefully North cuz that's the good one

and yes sir, we are very polite. bless your heart

yes it was Raleigh... I had to google which one it was.

 

[Ponyboy]

I'm from the North, sir. Why don't you Yanks learn a little common courtesy?

Oh so you call northerners Yanks? We just call all Americans "Yanks"... with love of course

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm from the North, sir. Why don't you Yanks learn a little common courtesy?

Because I'm from the north.

 

[Ponyboy]

he'll be here all week, folks!

 

[The Lumberjack]

Oh so you call northerners Yanks? We just call all Americans "Yanks"... with love of course

I call Northerners Yanks as a joke, but I know New Yorkers who fly Confederate flags so the term is pretty much a joke anyways. If you want a more accurate name you could call us all "Fatty". You'd be right more often than not.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm from the North, sir. Why don't you Yanks learn a little common courtesy?

"Sir"? For a friggin' Southerner? Yeah right.

 

[Ponyboy]

I call Northerners Yanks as a joke, but I know New Yorkers who fly Confederate flags so the term is pretty much a joke anyways. If you want a more accurate name you could call us all "Fatty". You'd be right more often than not.

I thought the still-flying-the-Confederate Flag thing was a joke... Until I saw them on several cars in Tennessee. She's a grand ole' flag... Blah blah blah blah (dont know the rest)

 

[The Lumberjack]

"Sir"? For a friggin' Southerner? Yeah right.

Says the man dropping his Gs. TALK RIGHT.

 

[Ponyboy]

Does he mean money?

 

[The Lumberjack]

I thought the still-flying-the-Confederate Flag thing was a joke... Until I saw them on several cars in Tennessee. She's a grand ole' flag... Blah blah blah blah (dont know the rest)

Hell I don't know the song either. People try to claim it's Southern pride or heritage, which anybody related to an actual confederate soldier could claim, but nine out of 10 of these dullards barely know their street name let alone their ancestry.

 

[Ponyboy]

t: Dullards. Great word.

I did get the feeling that it's... Southern Pride as you say.

 

[E-Man]

I confess that I'm only posting to subscribe to this thread.

 

[Ponyboy]

I must confess.... Once I lied at an arcade parlor that the change machine ate my twenty dollar bill. I'd run out of money you see...

 

[The Lumberjack]

I told my ex I didn't have AIDS. Boy, is she in for a suprise! She's lost a lot of weight recently though and I admit she looks pretty good these days.

 

[Ponyboy]

I could help but LOL. You are one sick mama!

I must confess... I often fart while in a movie theatre. Repeatedly.

 

[S.A.A.D.]

I told my ex I didn't have AIDS. Boy, is she in for a suprise! She's lost a lot of weight recently though and I admit she looks pretty good these days.

Great work snake in the grass.

 

[BillPardy]

I must confess... Sometimes I uhh... I pee... In the shower.

I do it all the time, while brushing my teeth with my one hand and loofahing my underside with the other. Multitasking! *wink*