The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[WillardNation]

Jesus ****ing Christ dude.

 

[JaD]

I cried a couple tears the other night.....

when I finished watching Edge of Darkness. Random, I know right? But damn, I hate when they give you endings like that that are so damn touchy.

 

[Schlosser85]

Well when I haven't had sex since September (and it was with Robbie, who was the first sex I'd had since October 2009), I get a little...frustrated.

 

[JP]

Some of these confessions aren't really confessions. Just random things people did today.

 

[Kane52630]

I confess I pooped today

I blame E-Man for this confession

 

[E-Man]

I confess that my future confessions will either make you laugh or cry. Some might make you do both...and **** your pants at the same time.

 

[Schlosser85]

I confess that my "I'm the only one who's going to Heaven" aunt is a female dog and a klepto.

 

[E-Man]

I confess that my "I'm the only one who's going to Heaven" aunt is a female dog and a klepto.

 

[Schlosser85]

I have an aunt who outright says she's the only one who's going to Heaven out of her family.

She steals anything that isn't tied down, including from her mother's sister at her mother's funeral.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I confess this change maybe threw me out of the running.

 

[Cosmic]

I confess that at the first sign of my current or prospective girlfriend having significant personal or emotional baggage, my first instinct is to run for the hills.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I am incredibly frustrated by more car problems.

 

[BillPardy]

I confess that at the first sign of my current or prospective girlfriend having significant personal or emotional baggage, my first instinct is to run for the hills.

God gave us feet for a reason... that reason being "*****ES BE CRAZY!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

i honestly want to go back to uni
been on holidays since november.... still got a month left

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that at the first sign of my current or prospective girlfriend having significant personal or emotional baggage, my first instinct is to run for the hills.

I feel you on this. Except for me, it doesn't even have to be significant baggage. ANY hint of a possibility of even the tiniest amount of crazy and I'm like, "Nope. See ya."

God gave us feet for a reason... that reason being "*****ES BE CRAZY!"

Word. For the longest time I tried to not over generalize things, but with every day that passes the more evidence I see proves the point; ALL women are bat**** insane.

 

[E-Man]

I confess that I found out where Carmen San Diego was this whole time. She was in the kitchen after all. *lowers fists*

 

[SpideyVille]

I think it's about time that I confess that Billie Jean is not, and I repeat, not my lover. She's just some girl who claims that I am the one. But I swear, the kid is not my son.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I am slightly disturbed by a 40+ year old woman that was hitting on me...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I confess that I kind of find that really freakin' hilarious.

 

[BillPardy]

Word. For the longest time I tried to not over generalize things, but with every day that passes the more evidence I see proves the point; ALL women are bat**** insane.

There is a few with there heads on straight. The problem I think, is that guys are attracted to the crazies. Just like it seems girls are attracted to the *******s.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Aside from it's name, TV schedule and yesterday's religious connotations, today is virtually no different than yesterday, yet I confess today was a far worse day.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I would love to go on a road trip to two very particular places.

 

[ComicChick]

*shudders*

i know right

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I can't tell the difference between Timothy Olyphant and Josh Duhamel.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I hate my daughter's first name with a passion. Her mom knows it, too. I said "HELL NO" the first time it was suggested. I can't even bring myself to call her Akierri most of the time, so I either say Chrisette, the baby, or infant.