The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Cosmic]

Man, I kind of like that name. Maybe give it a chance and it will grow on you. If there's anything wrong with her name, it's that she appears to have two extremely random-sounding middle names.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I can't tell the difference between Timothy Olyphant and Josh Duhamel.

I confess that I can't either man...

 

[Erzengel]

I thought I was the only one. Actually Josh Duhamel = Good Timothy Olyphant and Timothy Olyphant = Evil Josh Duhamel

 

[Kane52630]

I confess that I can't either man...

For me its Channing Tatum, Timothy Olyphant, and Josh Duhamel. I wouldn't be surprised if its all played by the same person.

 

[JP]

I confess I don't see it.

 

[ComicChick]

i confess i have a lot of anger in me towards certain people in my life

 

[LOBO3315a]

I confess that I'm really tired of taking care of my mom. 3 years into this, and the nightly ritual of fighting with her to stay in her bed (not sleep on the floor) and stop smoking has worn my patience away.

 

[Sensi]

I confess I get my feelings hurt too easily and I really hate that in me.

 

[ComicChick]

at least you still have feelings Sensi. i'm becoming so jaded that sometimes i don't even feel anything anymore

 

[POWdER-man]

I coness my keyoad doesn' wok wih he lees ewneen e and y, d and H, and c and n...

 

[Marx]

I confess that I am growing increasingly frustrated again in life off the boards.

 

[E-Man]

I confess I get my feelings hurt too easily and I really hate that in me.

Eating sammiches makes everything all better.

at least you still have feelings Sensi. i'm becoming so jaded that sometimes i don't even feel anything anymore

You could feel sammiches...if you eat them.

I confess that I am growing increasingly frustrated again in life off the boards.

Want a sammich?

 

[JP]

Turkey, plz.

 

[knowsbleed]

Eating sammiches makes everything all better.


You could feel sammiches...if you eat them.


Want a sammich?

I confess that you've really put me in the mood for a 'sammich'.

 

[WillardNation]

at least you still have feelings Sensi. i'm becoming so jaded that sometimes i don't even feel anything anymore

I can relate to that. One of my friends told me a while back that she and another friend sometimes have debates over whether or not I have a soul. But then she followed it up by saying that they always go back and forth between me being the sweetest guy in the world and not having a soul at all. When she told me that, I just replied, "Yep, you're right!"

Split personalities FTW!

 

[Marx]

Want a sammich?

Turkey, plz.

I somehow doubt that would help...but thanks for the offer nonetheless.

 

[E-Man]

If sammiches can't help then you're in a worse position than I thought. I guess it takes something more....


Would you like some pound cake?

 

[Gunga Diner]

I get passive-agressive beyond words when something goes bad and I'm in front of somebody close to me. It's weird how the people you respect and care for the most wind up being the people who see the worst of you.

But there's this girl I've liked for a few months now, and we're gonna start going out really soon. She's unlike anybody I've ever been with. She's intelligent, clever, strong, passionate, kind, and adorable. We get along really well and she makes me want to be a better guy. But I'm horrified that she'll see me at my worst someday and stop caring.

 

[Scourge2099]

I confess that life is a joke. I've done countless good like helping out the f****** homeless by buying them meals or giving them Thanksgiving meals or even wrapping up gifts for less fortunate kids for Christmas. I've done all of that and more and yet my life still sucks. Yet people like Glenn Beck and Charlie Sheen continue to prosper.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, life sucks. Try to have some hope that maybe now's just not our time.

 

[Scourge2099]

That's why I don't believe in karma. That s*** is a joke just like everything else in life.

 

[Anubis]

Go get yourself a lap dance. That always makes me feel better.

 

[Scourge2099]

If I had the money I'd buy booze instead. At least I'm not being lied to by Jack Daniels like I am by Cinnamon.

 

[Anubis]

Jack doesn't much like you either. That's why when you pass out he rapes your liver.

 

[Scourge2099]

At least Jack doesn't tell me he's just "paying for college" like Cinnamon does.