The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Marx]

That's why I don't believe in karma. That s*** is a joke just like everything else in life.

I like to believe in karma or 'getting back what you give out'. My belief has been very challenged in recent years though.

 

[Anubis]

That's your problem. Why are you listening to Strippers? They're Strippers? Who cares what they think?

 

[Scourge2099]

I like to believe in karma or 'getting back what you give out'. My belief has been very challenged in recent years though.

My belief in karma died a year ago.

 

[Scourge2099]

That's your problem. Why are you listening to Strippers? They're Strippers? Who cares what they think?

I haven't been in a strip club in ages. Strippers are just glorified ****es.

 

[E-Man]

I confess that life is a joke. I've done countless good like helping out the f****** homeless by buying them meals or giving them Thanksgiving meals or even wrapping up gifts for less fortunate kids for Christmas. I've done all of that and more and yet my life still sucks. Yet people like Glenn Beck and Charlie Sheen continue to prosper.

What is it that you do for a living? The reason why people like Glenn Beck and Charlie Sheen prosper is because they are good at what they do. Glenn is a caricature that gets idiots riled up and Charlie Sheen is an actor that knows how to get work. Of course they're going to prosper when they know how to work things in their career.

Meanwhile helping out the homeless isn't going to make you prosper. It's a good deed that I commend you for, but it's not going to make your life any better unless you live for the emotion of helping people. When it comes to you prospering you gotta be good at what you do.

 

[AndThePickles]

I haven't been in a strip club in ages. Strippers are just glorified ****es.

Jeez. You could use a good dose of empathy.

 

[Anubis]

He's just bitter cuz his life kinda sucks. Everybody else is at fault. Poor Strippers. They never did anything to you.....which might explain some things.

 

[WillardNation]

I like to believe in karma or 'getting back what you give out'. My belief has been very challenged in recent years though.

I firmly believe you get out what you put in. Maybe not in monetary value but you will at least feel good and be happy. If you think your life is gonna absolutely suck unless you have a lot of money, well, you're always going to be miserable and I feel sorry for you.

I'm constantly broke but I've never been happier. I get to do what I love and and do it with some of the people who are the best at it in the world. On top of that, I have a job where I get to help people make huge, dramatic changes in their lifestyles and see how much more positive and happier their lives are afterward. I can't explain the feeling I get when I see someone posting a facebook status about happy they are with themselves and tag me and my co-workers thanking us. Again, I have a hard time paying my bills/rent yet I've never been happier.

 

[Marx]

I firmly believe you get out what you put in. Maybe not in monetary value but you will at least feel good and be happy. If you think your life is gonna absolutely suck unless you have a lot of money, well, you're always going to be miserable and I feel sorry for you.

I'm constantly broke but I've never been happier. I get to do what I love and and do it with some of the people who are the best at it in the world. On top of that, I have a job where I get to help people make huge, dramatic changes in their lifestyles and see how much more positive and happier their lives are afterward. I can't explain the feeling I get when I see someone posting a facebook status about happy they are with themselves and tag me and my co-workers thanking us. Again, I have a hard time paying my bills/rent yet I've never been happier.

My belief hasn't been challenged because of a lack of money.

 

[Anubis]

Plenty of reasons why life sucks. Money, unlucky in love, illness, people picking on you.

 

[WillardNation]

My belief hasn't been challenged because of a lack of money.

That part was directed toward Scourge2099.

To be honest, I guess I didn't even read your second sentence. I was just quoting you to agree with you.

 

[Anubis]

Point is, 9 times outta 10, if your life sucks, it's your own fault. Had you made better decisions, you'd have the things you want.....and 9 times outta 10 you'd still be miserable. Life sucks because that's what you're comfortable with. It's the human condition to be miserable. Makes those moments of happiness that much better.....or not. It's all a buncha philosophical mumbo jumbo. *********e more.

 

[Marx]

Point is, 9 times outta 10, if your life sucks, it's your own fault. Had you made better decisions, you'd have the things you want.....and 9 times outta 10 you'd still be miserable. Life sucks because that's what you're comfortable with. It's the human condition to be miserable. Makes those moments of happiness that much better.....or not. It's all a buncha philosophical mumbo jumbo. *********e more.

Tell that to all of the millions of people who have lost their jobs and their homes thanks to the economic crisis.

 

[Anubis]

Read the rest.

And I was one of those people. Still am. And I gotta tell you, my hand is starting to cramp up.

 

[E-Man]

A great meat beater never gets hand cramps. You're losing yourself man. You gotta get that eye of the tiger back and jack it to it.

 

[SuperFerret]

That's why I don't believe in karma. That s*** is a joke just like everything else in life.

That's where you're wrong. What's happening to you is actually very karmic.

 

[enterthemadness]

A great meat beater never gets hand cramps. You're losing yourself man. You gotta get that eye of the tiger back and jack it to it.

...this seems like something Hyde would say on That 70's Show...

Anyhoo...I hate FOX. Canceled my Brimstone. You know, the Peter Horton show....Devil lets cop leave hell to capture 113 souls that escaped...aired 1998-1999...stupid FOX. Run by school yard hooligans.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I... am a prisoner of my own computer. I confess that I sit here... waiting... hoping every second that the 'First Class' trailer will come out. I don't think I've blinked in the past hour... Twentieth Century Fox had better pay for my psych ward bills.

 

[WillardNation]

I... am a prisoner of my own computer. I confess that I sit here... waiting... hoping every second that the 'First Class' trailer will come out. I don't think I've blinked in the past hour... Twentieth Century Fox had better pay for my psych ward bills.

HA! Not only will they NOT pay for your bills, they will take it upon themselves to rape and **** all over your favorite comic characters and make you pay to see it!

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that I'm scared to post for fear that by doing so may bring out the dreaded Thread Manager out of hiding.

 

[Gunga Diner]

I... am a prisoner of my own computer. I confess that I sit here... waiting... hoping every second that the 'First Class' trailer will come out. I don't think I've blinked in the past hour... Twentieth Century Fox had better pay for my psych ward bills.

This is brilliant wording. It describes exactly how I feel about how much consciousness I've devoted to staring at a screen, pretending that I'm not alone.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that as of late, I've had such a false sense of self-confidence. Like, ****, I even sent a girl a Facebook message saying "Hi", I knew I'd never even have a chance in hell with.

 

[Gunga Diner]

I confess that as of late, I've had such a false sense of self-confidence. Like, ****, I even sent a girl a Facebook message saying "Hi", I knew I'd never even have a chance in hell with.

While you might not have a chance with her, you shouldn't be mad at yourself for putting yourself out there. You'll never have a chance with somebody if you don't reach out first. These "woman" types like guys who are confident enough to talk to them. Give yourself a pat on the back for making communication with her. I don't typically associate forum users with their expertise at talking to girls.

 

[BillPardy]

I confess that as of late, I've had such a false sense of self-confidence. Like, ****, I even sent a girl a Facebook message saying "Hi", I knew I'd never even have a chance in hell with.

That's more then most guys would do so be proud of yourself.

Today is my girlfriend and I's 6th month. I known her for 3 years prior, through a friend. I never made a move on her in 3 years because "I knew I'd never even have a chance in hell" with her.

Then last summer we started to hangout together more and more and she ended up confessing how much she liked ME. It was ****ing shocking to say the least.

But the truth is its impossible to tell if you have a chance or not, because generally your the one getting in the way.

And even if shes not interested you can just date her less attractive best friend and make her jealous, show her what shes missing.

 

[BH/HHH]

I listen to JLS