The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[E-Man]

I confess that I want to get into a baseball style argument where you bob your head angrily at someone, chest bump them, and kick sand at their feet.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh so you want to act 5 years old?

 

[E-Man]

There are no 5 year olds in baseball!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

No, but when my nephew gets hyphy on anger, he does all of that.

And in that exact order. Well, he doesn't chest bump.

 

[E-Man]

Does he kick sand too? Because if he does I might kidnap him and train him to be a top notch super villain.

 

[WillardNation]

I had an infection.

Well I hope you're all better now and learned a valuable lesson about the importance of prophylactics.

 

[Hound55]

Oh so you want to act 5 years old?

No. 5 year olds cry.

And as Tom Hanks already established... There's no crying in baseball.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

womp womp

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Does he kick sand too? Because if he does I might kidnap him and train him to be a top notch super villain.

He kicks anything around him.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Can't stand living with my parents, right down to the little things.

Dad: ''Would you like some fruit?''

Me: ''No, I'm good''.

Dad: ''It's good for you, you know''.

Really Dad? What are you going to tell me next? Flowers smell good.

 

[ComicChick]

they do!

 

[ComicChick]

ComicChick - you are NOT responsible for what other people don't do. Delegate the responsibilities. Reward the ones who handle them, punish the ones who don't. However, first and foremost, it is time to take some time for yourself. Tell everyone you need a day off, arrange for one as soon as possible and then relax and enjoy it.

i did that today. today is my regular day off, then at noon yesterday my boss asked me to come in today at 6am. but i didn't go, i haven't called in either. if they say anything to me tomorrow I'm just going to say I forgot.

i'm staying in the house all day and trying to catch up on some housework i need to get done

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

i did that today. today is my regular day off, then at noon yesterday my boss asked me to come in today at 6am. but i didn't go, i haven't called in either. if they say anything to me tomorrow I'm just going to say I forgot.

i'm staying in the house all day and trying to catch up on some housework i need to get done

From personal experience I can tell you that just saying that you have prior plans and that you can't make it would've been a better idea than agreeing to go in and just not showing up.

 

[Harls]

I confess that I thought I had acquired freckles on my arm/hands... then I realized that it was just chocolate.

 

[Manic]

As much as I love Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry, I think their old sketch comedy show was only so-so. I'm 5 episodes in, and there's maybe one funny sketch per episode.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

If there were a bridge in my town - well, one of significant height - I'd consider jumping off of it.

 

[Marx]

If there were a bridge in my town - well, one of significant height - I'd consider jumping off of it.

...as long as you were connected to said bridge with a bungee cord.

 

[Anubis]

I came very close to going on a murder spree today.

 

[E-Man]

You should have went on that murder spree, Mr. Nubs. You would have had a nice story to scare prisoners away from asking for your cornbread. They definitely wouldn't want part two of your killing spree jumping off in there.

 

[Anubis]

Nah, I'd ultimately go Suicide by cop. I ain't going to prison.

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that sometimes I feel desperate when i think about settling down with someone who is below the standards that I look for in a girl.

 

[WillardNation]

brb, calling FBI....

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I watched The King's Speech this morning and am no longer angry it beat out my favorite film of last year, The Social Network.

 

[Kane52630]

I watched The King's Speech this morning and am no longer angry it beat out my favorite film of last year, The Social Network.

yeah, most of the hate towards the Kings Speech winning is because its a film they didn't see. I thought it was a great film. That being said, it's a film that I still don't think should have won.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I agree. I still would have given it to TSN because that was a movie that could've easily been a big bowl of fail in lesser hands but ended up being the most captivating movie of the year. TKS was a wonderful movie though and very likable.