The Merc with the Lounge - - - - Part 166

[Roose Bolton]

Well I know there's a lot of history with that daycare and missing children that later mysteriously show up in black and white photographs.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well I know there's a lot of history with that daycare and missing children that later mysteriously show up in black and white photographs.

Some were found working in the lichen mines of the Mole Men. I tried to liberate them but so many years under ground had turned them into something else, something... Not human. So, of course they relocated to Pittsburgh.

 

[Reek]

Most of the children are 10 years old.... they'll always be 10 years old.

 

[KevanG]

The Pitt...

So they became Trogs from Fallout 3?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Some were found working in the lichen mines of the Mole Men. I tried to liberate them but so many years under ground had turned them into something else, something... Not human. So, of course they relocated to Pittsburgh.

The mines are funny. First they hate 'em, then they grow to depend on 'em.

 

[Reek]

A man named Cory once bravely walked into the lichen mines... No one truly knows what happened to him... just myths... legends.

 

[KevanG]

I heard he was dragged in screaming and crying like a baby. They drew a small chalk circle around him and told him he'd get an electric shock if he left it. I hear he starved to death five feet from the entrance.

 

[Reek]

There are many strange tales... all erroneous. What really happened? We'd have to ask someone who was there during the first rebellion.

 

[KevanG]

What's Kryptins take on it?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What's Kryptins take on it?

My take is... Some things you never want to smell again. Smell of course being the lingua Franca of the Underverse.

 

[Victarion]

I found a sword in those mines that summons a nuclear dragon. I just need a patsy to unchain it and deal with the aliens that crucified it.

Reek, what u doing tonight?

 

[Reek]

Trying to remember my name

 

[jokesonm3]

Reek, Reek, rhymes with Meek


[BLACKOUT]You're Meek Mill aren't ya?[/BLACKOUT]

 

[Victarion]

These guys might be able to help. You can probably take them.

Spoiler

Go get 'em, Reek.

 

[Cory]

My take is... Some things you never want to smell again. Smell of course being the lingua Franca of the Underverse.

Please be more specific, please.

 

[jokesonm3]

Please be more specific, please.

r u Reek M8?

 

[Victarion]

Hey Ted.

 

[Reek]

These guys might be able to help. You can probably take them.

Spoiler

Go get 'em, Reek.

r u Reek M8?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Any "Chuck" fans here? Guess who I met briefly tonight?

 

[Reek]

Did you seduce anyone and have your way with them?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"Chill of the Night" rhymes with "Thrill of the Fight"
So whenever I listen to Eye of the Tiger, I almost think the singer says the former when he sings the latter.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Did you seduce anyone and have your way with them?

Yes, and then no. The art is in the hunt, not the feast.

 

[Reek]

...I'm a better hunter than you.

 

[Victarion]

My grilling skills put you to shame tho Reek.

 

[Reek]