The Merc with the Lounge - - - - Part 166

[Victarion]

Well boys they learned to not set shots out in the open. Five shots of fireball ordered for the bday boy and how was I supposed to know they were for everybody?!?!?!

 

[dude stannis]

Meet a girl?

 

[Victarion]

Naw, same as what paid my entry, drink, cigar and dance when we hit the hustler club.

 

[Reek]

squeeze her **** did ya?

 

[dude stannis]

How was that?

 

[Reek]

do the job did it get her goin?

 

[dude stannis]

Hand up her skirt? Inside the knickers? It's alright innit?

 

[Victarion]

Time for warpaint

 

[Reek]

Loverboy

 

[dude stannis]

Wankah!

 

[Victarion]

I said warpaint not warrant

 

[Reek]

get it out did ya? give it a rub?

 

[dude stannis]

In the noddy? On the bed?

 

[Greens]

McShane would slap you if he saw this.

 

[Reek]

cop a feel?

 

[Greens]

 

[Roose Bolton]

McShane would slap you if he saw this.

He's shattered. YOU SHAT ON HIM YOU ****!

 

[Reek]

Use a banana? Whats your secret, Vic?

 

[Gianakin_]

cop a feel?

Copperfield!

 

[dude stannis]

David?

 

[Gianakin_]

You didn't use a candle, did ya?

 

[Reek]

VICTARION

What's your secret? Old spice?

 

[Gianakin_]

Masserkeest!

 

[FrozenBanana00]

use a banana? Whats your secret, vic?

.....

 

[Reek]

bombay roll?