The Merc with the Lounge - - - - - Part 167

[Victarion]

I WA SSCARINED TOO. NEVER seen seone vomit like that lol but shes alright now.

 

[Reek]

Tell us a story, Vic.. I love stories.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I felt like barfing a few moments back, that feeling is gone.
Now that I shared that unnecessary info, I'm sure you guys will be grateful for watching tales of Groundskeep Willie.

 

[Victarion]

PART ONE Dont stop DJ blow my osbriety up imma dirnk til someone rollessometing other than 7, 11 or snake eyes

part e2o: you got me now you got that feel yeah yo got it Vic your the man in need right now says the one tha tbought me the drinks, cigars, and lap dance from months ago

part 3 - my head ****ing hurts, at least im not the one vomiting in every parking lot we stop in.

FIN

 

[Reek]

I want MOAR... MOAR STORIES

 

[Reek]

 

[Victarion]

OK they werelike Vic ask the DD if we can stop at the club and ten the bar and then ihop they weont tell you no. i'm lol lol DD can we stopat those places and shes like yes, of course!

So that was a good time there really good time with good peope albeit ****ing wasted people.
Lol you notice a discrepancy between me and my favorite character from game of thrones?

 

[Reek]

Lol you notice a discrepancy between me and my favorite character from game of thrones?

Ser Dontos?

 

[Victarion]

Stannis the goddam mannis

 

[Reek]

 

[Victarion]

**** HES wearing ****ing American flag.

 

[Reek]

 

[Reek]

Breaking News: Victarion arrested for robbing a gas station and raping a opossum

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Steve's suit is better.

 

[Greens]

Breaking News: Victarion arrested for robbing a gas station and raping a opossum

Gas station attendant should have had a tire iron on him.

 

[Reek]

All he had was a flaming book

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So I'm on the bus this morning (which isn't even half full) and I sit in the very back so I can use my laptop with my bookbag in the seat to the right of me by the window. I'm messing around with music and notice this lady standing in front of me pointing at my bag so I remove my headphones and she ask if she can sit there. Mind you there are plenty of other seats she could be sitting at. I sat there dumbfounded for a second and just moved my bag like "here ya go". Some people have no freaking manners.

 

[Duke]

So I'm on the bus this morning (which isn't even half full) and I sit in the very back so I can use my laptop with my bookbag in the seat to the right of me by the window. I'm messing around with music and notice this lady standing in front of me pointing at my bag so I remove my headphones and she ask if she can sit there. Mind you there are plenty of other seats she could be sitting at. I sat there dumbfounded for a second and just moved my bag like "here ya go". Some people have no freaking manners.

Or you never know, she might want to listen to some of your tunes orrrrrrrrr, she's extremely nosy.

 

[Victarion]

So I'm on the bus this morning (which isn't even half full) and I sit in the very back so I can use my laptop with my bookbag in the seat to the right of me by the window. I'm messing around with music and notice this lady standing in front of me pointing at my bag so I remove my headphones and she ask if she can sit there. Mind you there are plenty of other seats she could be sitting at. I sat there dumbfounded for a second and just moved my bag like "here ya go". Some people have no freaking manners.

Reminds me of when that woman paid for mine and hers drinks, admission, smokes etc and offered me a ride back to her place. I was like nope, I'm cool but thanks. I was also dead drunk so I have an excuse for being a bit thick in the head there.

 

[Reek]

Or you never know, she might want to listen to some of your tunes orrrrrrrrr, she's extremely nosy.

do you have the Vartha 'dot' glitch where every one of your post has awkward spacing? that goddamn 'dot'.

Stannis the goddam mannis

**** HES wearing ****ing American flag.

Reminds me of when that woman paid for mine and hers drinks, admission, smokes etc and offered me a ride back to her place. I was like nope, I'm cool but thanks. I was also dead drunk so I have an excuse for being a bit thick in the head there.

going from piss ass drunk to normal and sober in 5 hours is impressive. I'd hate to think YOU LIED.

CONFESS.

 

[Victarion]

The puke on my boots says otherwise

So does folk wishing me luck in finding the bathroom when you're in the backyard

 

[Reek]

Smirnoff Ice? Zima? O'Douls?

 

[Victarion]

Hell if I know. I had a daquiri, played a round of beer pong, then the 7-11-snake eyes game. At some point we all just started pouring drink into a cup. I had a corona light when we made it to the bars and lounges.

Hey wait a sec Reek what do you mean by o'douls?

 

[Duke]

@ Reek



I'm sorry but I can't disclose such info with you Reek.

 

[Reek]