The Merc with the Lounge - - - - - - Part 168

[Reek]

perfect

 

[Ogre Mutagen]

That's what I'm afraid of if a weird person like Reek wrestles me.

Well... That was a lot easier than I expected.

I know I am the most charming man on the hype with an absolutely dynamite backside, but at least let me buy you a drink first.

Try the punch.

Well, I doubt you could be charming since you don't have your private part :P

 

[jokesonm3]

Yum Num Num.

 

[Reek]

That's what I'm afraid of if a weird person like Reek wrestles me.



Well, I doubt you could be charming since you don't have your private part :P

.... a game of thrones fan.... and insulting the pork sausage.

I'm not sure how to approach this situation.

And I am not weird. Ask anyone.

 

[Ogre Mutagen]

.... a game of thrones fan.... and insulting the pork sausage.

I'm not sure how to approach this situation.

That is right, but I can't insult something that isn't there...

And I am not weird. Ask anyone.

Nothing wrong with being weird. Just accept it

 

[Reek]

Where are all you people? I leave for 2 days, come back and no one held down the fort properly in my absence?

 

[Guts]

I didn't even know you were gone.

 

[Reek]

It's because I am always in your heart.

 

[jokesonm3]

Sayonara Reek-Senpai

 

[Reek]

Where is this guys off switch? Seriously.

 

[jokesonm3]

You'll never find it with that attitude.

 

[Guts]

I heard Zack Snyder is now a turn off for jokes.

 

[Marvolo]

Where is this guys off switch? Seriously.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Evening all. Social media is giving me a breakdown. I won't embarrass myself with my situation, but let's say I feel like throwing my iPad through the wall since that's pretty much all it's useful for in my hands for some reason.

How's it here?

 

[Marvolo]

Tacit is eating defenseless cheerleaders.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Tacit is eating defenseless cheerleaders.

They have those pom-poms though. That's a choking hazard. Maybe some evolutionary defense mechanism?

 

[Reek]

I heard Zack Snyder is now a turn off for jokes.

Maybe we can get CC to change the title to Snyder Lounge and never see him again

Evening all. Social media is giving me a breakdown. I won't embarrass myself with my situation, but let's say I feel like throwing my iPad through the wall since that's pretty much all it's useful for in my hands for some reason.

How's it here?

Well.. Apparently I am weird but have a wrestling match/date...

Jeffrey has a death wish...

I kidnapped Marvolo's mother and am holding her hostage.

and something to do with dude stannis and... what was it? pigeons?

It was weird, your honor.

 

[Duke]

Where are all you people? I leave for 2 days, come back and no one held down the fort properly in my absence?

Seriously, what am I? Chicken liver?!!

 

[Reek]

2016 HYPE! Awards

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KRYPTON INC.

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[Victarion]

I offered to make tacit some meatpies...

 

[Duke]

Well, I give up, good night folks.

 

[Reek]

Seriously, what am I? Chicken liver?!!

you may be chopped liver... not sure about the chicken

 

[Guts]

I offered to make tacit some meatpies...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

2016 HYPE! Awards

Best Rivalry


KRYPTON INC.

V



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How sadly true. I just got off the phone with my buddy Ed and he talked me down from a full on Lou Ferrigno in the late 70's with green body paint freak out. I am not even lying... I may have some psychological issue it gets so bad. I can read a Neal Stephenson book of over 1,000 pages about the world of computers not problem, give or take some high level math that he always drops in. ACTUALLY using computers though? Forget it. I can't make heads or tails even after it's explained to me. The social media aspect makes it worse because one false move and you've embarrassed yourself in front of the whole goddamned world, if I'm lucky enough not to ruin whatever equipment I'm on and break an expensive item that I may or may not have to pay to replace.

 

[Reek]

Emilia Clarke has put on some pounds... eesh... too much of that summer wine