The Merc with the Lounge - - - - - - Part 168

[KRYPTON INC.]

Not directly related, unless I were using profits from selling Reek's liver to pay for this, but I've got Deadshot: Beginnings coming by post. A review for Suicide Squad vol 3 suggested that the storyline in this Deadshot comic is best read prior to SS vol 3. Its by Ostrander so it should be good.

I wonder how much of the film is going to have that Ostrander feel?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Pinky darlin' ever heard of waxing?

I prefer waning.

 

[Reek]

The lounge has a strange obsession with my body parts... if it's not my junk it's my liver...

What is wrong with you people, like mentally? You come up with the most bizarre topics of discussion and, frankly, it's started to make this place very unwelcoming.

Now, start the Reeky awards. Who wants to touch me?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[dude stannis]

Now, start the Reeky awards. Who wants to touch me?

Clearly, all of them do.

 

[jokesonm3]

The lounge has a strange obsession with my body parts... if it's not my junk it's my liver...

What is wrong with you people, like mentally? You come up with the most bizarre topics of discussion and, frankly, it's started to make this place very unwelcoming.

Now, start the Reeky awards. Who wants to touch me?

*poke poke*

 

[Reek]

Clearly, all of them do.

Can you blame them? I mean, honestly... I am just a SEXYYYY MOTHA****AAAAAAAA

*poke poke*

Didn't your mother tell you not to poke the bear, little maiden fair?

 

[Victarion]

The lounge has a strange obsession with my body parts... if it's not my junk it's my liver...

What is wrong with you people, like mentally? You come up with the most bizarre topics of discussion and, frankly, it's started to make this place very unwelcoming.

Now, start the Reeky awards. Who wants to touch me?

I'll host 'em.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I have a carrot.

 

[Reek]

I'll host 'em.

Well we need award titles and nominees. You're a **** host.

All I know is SNAIL OF THE YEAR is the end all be all award.

I have a carrot.

Use a banana...

 

[jokesonm3]

Maiden.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Why was my invitation declined?

 

[Victarion]

Well we need award titles and nominees. You're a **** host.

All I know is SNAIL OF THE YEAR is the end all be all award.



Use a banana...

I got my new title. When do I start?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Use a banana...

A banana smothers fire, a carrot shoots a bullet.

 

[Ogre Mutagen]

The lounge has a strange obsession with my body parts... if it's not my junk it's my liver...

What is wrong with you people, like mentally? You come up with the most bizarre topics of discussion and, frankly, it's started to make this place very unwelcoming.

Now, start the Reeky awards. Who wants to touch me?

Ewww. This sounds like reverse-psychology, wanting people to give you attention.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

A banana smothers fire, a carrot shoots a bullet.

Birds may fly but hippos always follow the sign posts of the wind.

 

[Reek]

Why was my invitation declined?

You were invited to the VIP XXX section.

I got my new title. When do I start?

Whenever you choose. I am only a random audience member. Categories?

A banana smothers fire, a carrot shoots a bullet.

Old spice? Splash it all ovaah

Ewww. This sounds like reverse-psychology, wanting people to give you attention.

Right... considering I get attention when I am not even here

You're trying to flirt with me again.

 

[Ogre Mutagen]

Right... considering I get attention when I am not even here

That's a good excuse to hide your tactics

You're trying to flirt with me again.

No no no no - just think of it as someone observing a crazy guy - like an onlooker who finds someone quirky and entertaining.

 

[jokesonm3]

Ahh, i remember when i tried to flirt with Reek when i first joined hype... Good times.

 

[Ramsay Snow]

Ewww. This sounds like reverse-psychology, wanting people to give you attention.

You seem weirdly interested in the guy - Ramsay finds this very strange. Why are you obsessed...?

 

[Ogre Mutagen]

You seem weirdly interested in the guy - Ramsay finds this very strange. Why are you obsessed...?

Oh this is interesting - 2 GoT characters here now. Strange timing...

 

[Reek]

That's a good excuse to hide your tactics



No no no no - just think of it as someone observing a crazy guy - like an onlooker who finds someone quirky and entertaining.

Ahh, i remember when i tried to flirt with Reek when i first joined hype... Good times.

I remember it, too. You're lucky to be alive.

You seem weirdly interested in the guy - Ramsay finds this very strange. Why are you obsessed...?

Be easy on the lady, she can't help it... Everyone tends to gravitate to me. It's only natural.

 

[Reek]

Oh this is interesting - 2 GoT characters here now. Strange timing...

Let's get something clear... I was Reek well before these fools tried being me.

 

[Fallen Angel]

No thank you Reek, I decline your invitation. Just give me my free shrimp and I'll be on my way.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Snow is here.
Winter is gone.