The Merc with the Lounge

[KevanG]

We have to censor ourselves sometimes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

(Walks in) Pink, Kev, have you guys noticed that... JESUS KEV! One day! Just one day could you wear pants!?

 

[KevanG]

I don't see it in the Hype bylaws anywhere so I ain't doing it.

 

[Reek]

Chris Rock killed me... his opening was hilarious...


Leo, Brie, Sly, comon TARS!!!

 

[Guts]

(Walks in) Pink, Kev, have you guys noticed that... JESUS KEV! One day! Just one day could you wear pants!?

I guess Aziz was right about people going pantless in the mansion.

 

[Victarion]

Don't go pantless. i don't approve of Snips-shaming.

 

[Reek]

Who the **** is SNIPS?!?!?!?!

And you all know i never wear pants... or any for of clothing... who wants to touch me?

 

[Victarion]

Who the **** is SNIPS?!?!?!?!

And you all know i never wear pants... or any for of clothing... who wants to touch me?

You should know who you are, Snips.

 

[Roose Bolton]

The female, Togruta apprentice to Anakin Skywalker....


That is a damn insult, a god damn insult and you should have known better. Compare Ahsoka Tano to Reek.....what on earth makes you think Reek could possibly cut it as a Jedi?

 

[Reek]

Where's Francis?!

 

[Guts]

Where's Francis?!

 

[Roose Bolton]

Where's Francis?!

Your obsession with the blandest villain in CBM history and Chase Hutley is as confusing as it is frustrating. They're not gonna let you get near either of them man, I mean the bits of skin you send Ed Skrein, those creepy letters that have been sent in...you've got to be on a list somewhere.

 

[Victarion]

Where's Francis?!

Pee-Wee fed him to the circus animals.

 

[KevanG]

The female, Togruta apprentice to Anakin Skywalker....


That is a damn insult, a god damn insult and you should have known better. Compare Ahsoka Tano to Reek.....what on earth makes you think Reek could possibly cut it as a Jedi?

I heard he got twelve lightsabers from Toys are Us.

Most Jedi only have one. I'd say he's overqualified.

 

[Reek]

Why is Roose being so mean to me?

 

[KevanG]

Isn't that what he does?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Why is Roose being so mean to me?

People don't trust you Reek, you're a piece of **** and you're ugly. You ooze sleeze and you're very, very ugly.

 

[Reek]

No... Not him.. the bastard... Not Roose though.. he used to love me... sent me all sorts of nude pics and stuff..

 

[Reek]

You know what, Roose???? I already made the billboard because you called me ugly.

 

[Guts]

Ed Skrein should have worn his Game of Thrones wig for Deadpool,

 

[Roose Bolton]

No... Not him.. the bastard... Not Roose though.. he used to love me... sent me all sorts of nude pics and stuff..

My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, my body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You on the other hand...well you're a pit of despair. You disgust me Reek, the bloody patch that was once your penis disgusts me. You disgust everyone, especially people from earth prime who may or may not have once been a protector of metropolis. And you will NEVER become a mod.

 

[Victarion]

People don't trust you Reek, you're a piece of **** and you're ugly. You ooze sleeze and you're very, very ugly.

He is also a sneak.

I think Roose is where I was a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Reek]

Ed Skrein should have committed suicide for his transporter movie.

 

[Reek]

People don't trust you Reek, you're a piece of **** and you're ugly. You ooze sleeze and you're very, very ugly.

My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, my body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You on the other hand...well you're a pit of despair. You disgust me Reek, the bloody patch that was once your penis disgusts me. You disgust everyone, especially people from earth prime who may or may not have once been a protector of metropolis. And you will NEVER become a mod.

He is also a sneak.

I think Roose is where I was a couple of weeks ago.

**** this place. I come here for peace and friendly chit chat.

I'm never coming back. You have all aborted the fetus of our friendship.. Now, it's just me and my cat. i hope you are all proud of yourself. You broke Reek! HOW GODDAMN SPECIAL THAT MUST BE.

 

[Victarion]

Let me get my kazoo: Doot doot ddooot doodoodoot