Spade
Seeking new challengers
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I backed this before it was revealed to be an ugly, unoptimized mess. I got it for Steam, so I'm not having frame rate problems to the degree other platforms are, but man. This is just not fun. Where do I even begin?
The models are terrible. Nowhere near the clean and vibrant concept art they're based off of. The levels look worse than the alpha footage we were told they'd surpass, and their designs are weak knockoffs of their inspirations. There are so many stupid ways to die and awkward pauses in the action I wonder how much this was beta tested. I've yet to find one I like. The mechanics aren't much better. Think Mega Man X, if those games had no wallkicks and a ledge grab that feels like it should be automatic yet requires an input. Even the dash combos are a chore; if you dash into enemies your buster only does a bit more damage for a while, and if you don't they become bullet sponges. Add in some Internet memes plus subtitles that only reflect the altered English script and you get...whatever this game is supposed to be.
Is it terrible? No. I've played much worse. It could make for decent speedruns. I'd be lying if I said the frustration was worth it.
The models are terrible. Nowhere near the clean and vibrant concept art they're based off of. The levels look worse than the alpha footage we were told they'd surpass, and their designs are weak knockoffs of their inspirations. There are so many stupid ways to die and awkward pauses in the action I wonder how much this was beta tested. I've yet to find one I like. The mechanics aren't much better. Think Mega Man X, if those games had no wallkicks and a ledge grab that feels like it should be automatic yet requires an input. Even the dash combos are a chore; if you dash into enemies your buster only does a bit more damage for a while, and if you don't they become bullet sponges. Add in some Internet memes plus subtitles that only reflect the altered English script and you get...whatever this game is supposed to be.
Is it terrible? No. I've played much worse. It could make for decent speedruns. I'd be lying if I said the frustration was worth it.