The special thread for Clowns!

[breyfogle_rules]

Are you a clown? We'll, this is the thread for you!
Harlequins, Circus clowns, Comedia Del Arte, Rodeo...
Heck, even Mimes.

Come on down an discuss your clown interests here in The Mighty Clown Thread!

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

This thread is... so gay...

 

[CyberFaust]

this thread is so evil!
this is a thread for clown-bashing, right?

 

[breyfogle_rules]

^^ Exactly. If someones being a *****e, send them this link.
Tell them to babble here until their clown-ass hearts are content.
I sure did.

 

[terry78]

I had to go back and find this, because some moron sent me a chain letter about that urban legend with the babysitter and the kids, where she says she's freaked out about a clown statue in the house, and the dad says over the phone, "we don't HAVE a clown statue."

 

[AnorexicBatman]

I am a ... special sort of clown...
My toys are ... knives... gunpowder... and gasoline
You know what's common between them... they're cheap...

Remember kids! S-Laughter is the Best Medicine!

 

[OctaviusINC]

^ I was waiting for this

 

[Arcturus]

I know several people who have a fear of clowns, it's a strange phobia.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

In one of the shows I did, I had to dress up like a clown halfway through the show, and slam somebody in the face with a pie.

Just to mess with one of my co-stars, I filled the pie up (with shaving cream, as we had to) about a foot high.

He was not happy.

 

[KALEL114]

Spoiler

 

[AnorexicBatman]

I'm (a) Harlequin
And I so miss my Mistah J

 

[The Lizard]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm half-tempted to move this thread to the Batboards.

 

[The Lizard]

Possibly the final nail in this thread's coffin....

 

[rizzo51]

I <3 clowns! I dress like a clown every chance i get

 

[jaguarr]

jag

 

[Alex The Great]

I wonder How Clowns have sex, Do they just thrown around some confetty?

 

[michephantom]

I used to hate clowns. However, I started loving evil clowns (especially... well, you know). Evil clowns are so funny. Then I started liking regular clowns because I liked evil ones. Kinda backwards, huh? Oh, and what about krumpin' clowns? Those are great.

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[vindrow]

Clowns are the work of the Debil.

 

[JewishHobbit]

heh... litterally.... I used to be a clown. Handstands, baloon animals, goofy stints... the whole shebang. I was pretty good at it too.

 

[Victarion]

 

[Logan's Lady]

Spoiler

^^ This is the only Clown I've ever been afraid of ^^^

I take that back... these clows are REALLY scary too

I wonder How Clowns have sex, Do they just thrown around some confetty?

what the

 

[The Lizard]

I <3 clowns! I dress like a clown every chance i get

Female goth clowns are always the best kind of clown.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I wonder How Clowns have sex, Do they just thrown around some confetty?

You just get one female clown, & 17 male clowns. The 17 male clown crawl up.....Nevermind.

 

[psychocheeseman]

when i was about 15-16 i went to circus school - i could already unicycle and juggle, it was mainly learning acrobatics (big top trapeze and stuff) and basic clowning... but that was cause i wanted to be an actor...not a clown...