The Dark Knight the (nearly) complete whysoserious.com solution for lazy people

[Juanigi]

please don't post any replies to this, preferably lock it AFTER the final clues have been added.

Spoiler

1. calling 1 800 395 9646 gives you INSIDE JOKE
2. the women have JACK THE RIPPER in common
3. the laughter is morse code for MOUNTEBANK
4. the jumble is CRIME OF PASSION
5. HEAD GAMES
6. 74 BARS
7. the lawyer's last name is VALLANDIGHAM
8. dr. death is DAN HASLAM
9. click on the word knife
10. the cards correspond to the 26 letters of the alphabet and give you UNFORGIVABLE
11. the boy is holding a BASEBALL BAT
12. the missing letters rearrange to LARCENY
13. the cookies make you STARVE
14. if you compare the red and green lines on the bomb countdown you get REAPER
15. license plate is 2971759

 

[TheBatman072]

Why does my computer hate me?

 

[LiLbOiYAmZ]

Why does my computer hate me?

just type it in... hit submit... sit there and wait. the load times are sllllllooooooooowwww.

 

[Bandyt]

put up the cookie code!

 

[Juanigi]

nobody will tell us what it is

 

[teh Puffy]

anyone know why 401 clouds...

4-d
0-0
1-a

Just asking if that was part of anything cause i wasnt here when it started so how did the number come up...PM me the answer so this is free. I cant move anywhere else from the slowness so i dont know i found here

 

[weedy mcsmokey]

re-post

 

[Menthol]

The Dr. Death pass code isn't working for me?

 

[Juanigi]

what a fiasco!

 

[Tomar-Re]

The Dr. Death pass code isn't working for me?

GASLAMP DAN HASLAM

 

[Tomar-Re]

no cookie code? i haven't been able to get past that yet..

 

[Juanigi]

the cookie code is a mystery lost to the ages

 

[Tomar-Re]

how do i get to the next page then? ****ing joker

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Someone's gotta know it....

 

[superadam87]

so, i just saw all this whysoserious.com stuff and i dont understand it at all. can someone explain it really quick. are we suppose to navigate our buddies to the locations provided who are at comic-con or is this just for fun?

 

[DeaDheaD]

That should be It
http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/2007/07/viral-campaign-for-dark-knight.html

 

[nbaballer101]

http://groups.myspace.com/jokerwhysoserious

 

[DeaDheaD]

so, i just saw all this whysoserious.com stuff and i dont understand it at all. can someone explain it really quick. are we suppose to navigate our buddies to the locations provided who are at comic-con or is this just for fun?

We get muffins and juice and then end

 

[jsf]

We get muffins and juice and then end

did you go?
lmao @ your new and improved sig

 

[nbaballer101]

groups.myspace.com/jokerwhysoserious

 

[jsf]

groups.myspace.com/jokerwhysoserious

 

[TedKordLives]

the cookies password is "starve"

 

[Juanigi]

finally! thanks

 

[TedKordLives]

Thank ElKnightoDarko, he's the one who posted it in another thread.

The following password is "reaper"

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

I don't get it. I go to the page and it tells me to tell my stooges on the ground to look up and that they'll tell me what to do next. Whatdoido??