The Official "Ask A Teddy Bear" Thread!!!

[TEDDY]

Teddy, why am I so lonely?

Impossible! You're never alone with TEDDY around Sensi.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

How soft is your fur?

 

[KALEL114]

Friend of yours? If not, thoughts?

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[TEDDY]

How soft is your fur?

Soft enough.

Cotton-like. Let's see... I would purport a 60% cotton 40% polyester blend. At times like these I wish I had a tag.

Oh, and I got cotton filling. Which makes me fuzzy all over.


So, yeah: soft enough.

 

[TEDDY]

Friend of yours? If not, thoughts?

Wouldn't say a friend. But I know him. Listens to the cure a lot. Not saying the Cure is bad, just saying. He listens to them. ALOT.


Oh, and the only thing that apparently gets him out of bed in the morning are freshly cooked cinnamon buns. I think we can all agree with him on that.

 

[Shemtov]

What are your thoughts on Winnie the Pooh? PedoBear? The Care bears? Yogi bear? Smokey bear? Beorn?

 

[TEDDY]

What are your thoughts on Winnie the Pooh? PedoBear? The Care bears? Yogi bear? Smokey bear? Beorn?

Yes. No. Perhaps. Perhaps not. Yes. And Middle-Earthy. In that order.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Did I just blow your mind?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Teddy: what's for breakfast?

 

[LEX]

You must really like that avatar, don't you?

 

[Scissors]

Are you jealous of Mr. Bean's Teddy?

 

[The Riddler]

teddy, do you remember me?

i forgot you existed until i saw your thread just now. surprised it's still around.

 

[TEDDY]

Did I just blow your mind?

Hey! Watch your mouth! This is a family site! Talking about mind blowing... FOR SHAME!!!

 

[TEDDY]

Teddy: what's for breakfast?

Depends: who's paying?

If it's you: a pack of sweet biscuits from BOJANGLES, a flatbread breakfast sandwich from SUBWAYS (with the works), a breakfast platter from McDonalds, a couple of Cheesy bacon egg wraps from BK and a nice glass of Minute Maid fruit punch. I know, quite a bit, but hey: tis the season!


Now if I'm paying, we'll go with the breakfast wraps and croisanwiches from BK. And juice.

 

[TEDDY]

You must really like that avatar, don't you?

YUUUUUUP!!!

 

[TEDDY]

Are you jealous of Mr. Bean's Teddy?

(Deragotory 'Guido' accent)

Jealous? With a situation like this? FUWGIDABOWTET!*















* Youthought the Sopranos was hurting the Italian stereotype. THANKS MTV!

 

[TEDDY]

teddy, do you remember me?

i forgot you existed until i saw your thread just now. surprised it's still around.

I REMEMBER YOU!!!

How the riddles treating you?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hi Teddy nice to meet you

After reading through other older posts.

Do you find the lack of Teddy in some peoples life to be slightly unsettling?

 

[TEDDY]

Hi Teddy nice to meet you

After reading through other older posts.

Do you find the lack of Teddy in some peoples life to be slightly unsettling?

Slightly is putting it mildly. I find it very upsetting. Everyone needs a twice daily dose of TEDDY.

 

[Kane52630]

With Peacekeeper complaining about how boring it is at 2:30 IN THE MORNING and my friend Mr. T currentley on vacation, I figure I'd try my luck at informing the general public.

So, go on. Ask me anything.

Why are you TEDDY?

 

[TEDDY]

Why are you TEDDY?

TEDDY is what TEDDY is. And that is all TEDDY can be... for now!

 

[webhead9707]

Even you, TEDDY! cannot face the wrath of the yellow bear, DR PERKY!!!

 

[Shemtov]

Teddy, Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[TEDDY]

Even you, TEDDY! cannot face the wrath of the yellow bear, DR PERKY!!!

Nor would I: Dr. Perky is Ker-Razy! Did you know he's not even a real doctor? Man... what a creep.

 

[TEDDY]

Teddy, Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Cause it's a Mad Mad World we're living in! Iceland is green and Greenland is icey! The Belgians don't like Waffles and the French frown at fries!Everyone complains about having nothing to do, and yet the internet allows you to do anything!


IRONY!