The OFFICIAL ''Ask Khali'' Thread!!!!

[Da Docta]

"Umagaaaaaa will smash you! HA-HA!"

Your mugger will smash you. Haha

 

[Sabretooth]

"Umagaaaaaa will smash you! HA-HA!"

Khali: KHALI VILL BREAK JOOR SAMOAN BULLBOZER JIN HAFF LIKE UNN OF JOOR ZIGARS!

 

[Da Docta]

Khali: KHALI VILL BREAK JOOR SAMOAN BULLBOZER JIN HAFF LIKE UNN OF JOOR ZIGARS!

Khali will break your Samoan bulldozer in half like one of your cigars!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I saw both edits.

I understood that it was a "point-of-pride" for you that you see ALL edits. I figured you collected edits like some boys collect baseball cards.

 

[Eric Draven]

Khali: KHALI VILL BREAK JOOR SAMOAN BULLBOZER JIN HAFF LIKE UNN OF JOOR ZIGARS!

"Joo will be where Ric Flair is soon! HA-HA!"

 

[Da Docta]

I understood that it was a "point-of-pride" for you that you see ALL edits. I figured you collected edits like some boys collect baseball cards.

ZATZ IZ JIZE NOWKING?

 

[Da Docta]

"Joo will be where Ric Flair is soon! HA-HA!"

You will be where...

 

[Sabretooth]

"Joo will be where Ric Flair is soon! HA-HA!"

Khali: STARING OOP ZAT UMAGA'S CROTCH? VECAUSE KHALI BUZ MOT GO FAT WAY! VUT WI AWL NO JOO SMOKE UMAGA'S CIGAR! HA-HA!

 

[T]

ALEYAALEYYAAAA...

Hassan: I have become the victim of a great injustice, forgotten because of my ethnicity. KHALI, I challenge you to a match, the winner gets to keep Daivari as their manager!

 

[Eric Draven]

Khali: STARING OOP ZAT UMAGA'S CROTCH? VECAUSE KHALI BUZ MOT GO FAT WAY! VUT WI AWL NO JOO SMOKE UMAGA'S CIGAR! HA-HA!

"Stop copying my schtick, only I can say "HA-HA". Because....my name......isshhhhh.....Arrrrmando.......Alejandro......Estrrrrrrrrrado HA-HA!"

 

[Da Docta]

Khali: STARING OOP ZAT UMAGA'S CROTCH? VECAUSE KHALI BUZ MOT GO FAT WAY! VUT WI AWL NO JOO SMOKE UMAGA'S CIGAR! HA-HA!

Staring up at you mother's crotch? Because Khali bus must go that way. You will all know you smoke your mother's cigar.

 

[Sabretooth]

Staring up at you mother's crotch? Because Khali bus must go that way. You will all know you smoke your mother's cigar.

Khali: DVL....''Umaga'' ZIS DA NAME UFFF ESTRADA'S BULLBOZER. NOT ''Your mother'' or vutever.

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[Eric Draven]

I swear, Khali is going to be a cult classic wrestler soon....

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

so you guys actually watch this stuff?

 

[Eric Draven]

Of course not. Why would you think something like that?

 

[Da Docta]

Khali: DVL....''Umaga'' ZIS DA NAME UFFF ESTRADA'S BULLBOZER. NOT ''Your mother'' or vutever.

Sorry, I don't watch wrestling.

 

[jaguarr]

so you guys actually watch this stuff?

The only name that's been mentioned that I know is Ric Flair and I only know him from the days when I was a kid and they had wrestling on TBS on Saturdays. This thread started out promising and then turned to sh1t with all these insider wrestler references.

jag

 

[Sabretooth]

Khali: VAWTCH VUT? MII CROTCH?! NO UNN ZAVE FOOR A ZELECT VEW MAY VIEAW MIII PACAJE!!! GRAAAAAHHHH!!

 

[Sabretooth]

The only name that's been mentioned that I know is Ric Flair and I only know him from the days when I was a kid and they had wrestling on TBS on Saturdays. This thread started out promising and then turned to sh1t with all these insider wrestler references.

jag

Khali :IT VUZ AWL DRAVEN'S FAULT!



Khali: SERIOUSLY VOUGH,DRAVEN VE MUST SAVE THE VRESTLING STUFF FOR DE VRESTLING THREAD! ZI AM NOW RETURNING DO ANSWER QUESTIONS VOR MII FANS!!!

 

[Eric Draven]

Fine...

Khali: VAWTCH VUT? MII CROTCH?! NO UNN ZAVE FOOR A ZELECT VEW MAY VIEAW MIII PACAJE!!! GRAAAAAHHHH!!

At your length, it's kind of hard for anyone not to be at crotch height from you though....

 

[Hunter Rider]

The only name that's been mentioned that I know is Ric Flair and I only know him from the days when I was a kid and they had wrestling on TBS on Saturdays. This thread started out promising and then turned to sh1t with all these insider wrestler references.

jag

Not really insider,just another wrestler Draven brought up to mess with Sabre's gimmick

I'm shocked this is still here to be honest

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm shocked this is still here to be honest

It's a perplexer off the ropes for sure.

 

[Hunter Rider]

It's a perplexer off the ropes for sure.

lol.That will wind up as some guys new finishing move

 

[Sabretooth]

Khali: DVL.....JOO HAFF FRANZLATIONS DO GIT DO!