The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread

[Hotwire]

We know we need one.

To start things off...

Cap: We're here for the gang bang.

 

[Deaths Head II]

Captain America: Wow, Hulk. I kinda imagined you would be taller.

Hulk: Shut up.

 

[Hotwire]

Watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw
And the picture need no caption.

 

[Drakon]

Captain America: Finally. After two hours of getting Tony in his damn armor, we can get this photoshoot underway.....

Iron Man: Uh, Steve?

Captain America: Yea?

Iron Man: I gotta poop...

 

[louiebling$]

Iron Man: When will they take the damn picture already!

Cap:Who taught hulk "Blue Steel"????

Thor:By The Beard of Odin.....What is that Horrendous Smell!

*Antman jumps out of Thors nose and scurries away*

Antman: Thats what you get for eating my sandwich Bastard

 

[Hotwire]

8bit Avengers Assemble!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Cap stumbles upon an awkward moment while checking in on Thor and Iron Man up on Brokeback Mountain.

 

[Hotwire]

I put this in the Iron Man forum as well, but I think it fits here, too.

Cap: You wanna watch it with that damn thing, Thor?!?!
Thor: Sorry.

 

[kedrell]

Captain America: Wow, Hulk. I kinda imagined you would be taller.

Hulk: Shut up.

Ha! That's the first thing I noticed as well.

 

[bored]

A line of impatient superheroes grows as Ant-Man refuses to leave the bathroom . Little do they know that it is the result of an unproductive date with the Wasp.

 

[Hotwire]

Spider-Woman: WHICH ON OF YOU F'ERS ATE MY CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!

Hulk: Hide Hulk. She have PMS.

 

[Hotwire]

Thor: We, um, should, uh, probably help, Ms. Marvel.

Cap: Um, no, no rush.
Iron Man: Yeah, she seems to, oh yeah baby, be, um handling herself just fine.
Hulk: Hulk handle self. UM, HULK MEAN, UH, HULK BUSY!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Cheetah: Oh Marvel!
Ms. Marvel: Oh Cheetah!
Cheetah: Ohh Missss Marrr velll!!
Ms. Marvel: Ohh Cheeee tahh!!!

The Gang:



Cap: Hulk...... not on my shield!

 

[Changeling]

Hahahahahha

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Cap stumbles upon an awkward moment while checking in on Thor and Iron Man up on Brokeback Mountain.

LOL! t:

 

[3dman27]

tigra "don't forget our deaL winner gets a film franchise"
ms marvel" and I'M GONNA WIN"

 

[protocida]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, Tony! Did you changed you haircut?

 

[OptimusPrime114]

I noticed that the Avengers boards do not have a caption thread.

So I made one up!

Feel free to post hilarious scenes!

 

[Khemik@L]

Well Here Goes:

BRUCE: But What about Parker?
Mary Jane: Who? Peter? He cries too much, I'm looking for a man with more testosterone
BRUCE: Ahh I don't know
Mary Jane: C'Mon... I'll take places Betty can't take you

 

[Adenjo]

Betty : It was great Bruce....
Bruce : I sense a "but"
Betty : Could maybe "little bruce" get a little angry next time w're in the sack?

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY STARK: Security, stop Ed Norton over there! And sedate him real fast cuz you know, you wouldn´t like him when he´s angry and all that...

TONY STARK: What, one chick and nine guys?! I´d have never signed up for this crap if I knew it was going to be such a sausage fest!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH: "I have only one thing to say. I can easily beat up this entire cast. That is all."

TONY STARK: "Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have nixed the Pyms! Sure everyone laughs at Hank Pym for being Ant-Man, but at least his lovely wife Janet, AKA: Wasp, would have given us all another chick to look at, to say nothing of igniting dirty fantasies of her and Natasha-"
NATASHA ROMANOV: "You do realize I'm right here, don't you?"
TONY: "Aw snap..."

 

[Panthro]

TONY STARK: "I have only one thing to say. Testicles! That is all."

IRON MAN: "Hey why the Hell are you in front?! The trailers said I'm leading the team in this cartoon!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I've got to get a start on my viral marketing campaign!"

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Fo- no wait's that's not right..."

 

[Panthro]

WASP: "Damn, look at all this sausage... I'm intimidated yet aroused at the same time."

 

[bored]

HULK: Doc, look what happen every time Hulk try to pee!