I figured it would be fun to have an Avengers caption thread. 
STEVE: I've... got... to stop... that CAR!
FURY: Steve Rogers, I come before you from the FUTURE. I must warn you that you will become a WWII superhero called Captain America and join a team called The Invaders, you will also hook up with Peggy Carter, punch Hitler in the face, that Johann Schmidt guy is actually the Red Skull, you will be frozen in the arctic and wont thaw out for some 60 years until I find you with mah right hand man Agent Coulson, and then you will be recruited to The Avengers where you will befriend Howard Stark's son, a god, and a green monster called The Hulk, and you will bang a close friend of mine, Sharon Carter, neice of Peggy. Oh, and you are going to "die" and Bucky is going to take your place, only to find out you were put into some alternate universe. BTW, Im the realest person you are ever gonna meet.
CAP: Crazies these days...
STEVE: I've... got... to stop... that CAR!
FURY: Steve Rogers, I come before you from the FUTURE. I must warn you that you will become a WWII superhero called Captain America and join a team called The Invaders, you will also hook up with Peggy Carter, punch Hitler in the face, that Johann Schmidt guy is actually the Red Skull, you will be frozen in the arctic and wont thaw out for some 60 years until I find you with mah right hand man Agent Coulson, and then you will be recruited to The Avengers where you will befriend Howard Stark's son, a god, and a green monster called The Hulk, and you will bang a close friend of mine, Sharon Carter, neice of Peggy. Oh, and you are going to "die" and Bucky is going to take your place, only to find out you were put into some alternate universe. BTW, Im the realest person you are ever gonna meet.
CAP: Crazies these days...
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