The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Spidey-Bat]

In kindergarten, i called my friend's house, but when they answered, i said nothing and waited till they hung up. His mom called back immediately, asking if i called. I said no, she said "THE PHONE IS NOT A TOY!". Apparently, I was not aware of caller ID and that you have to pay to use the phone. And if I was to ever do something like that again, I was to use a payphone or call from a hotel.

 

[MutantCircus]

When I have to pee in a parking lot, I unscrew the cap from someone's tank and...

 

[Spidey-Bat]

you ever been caught?

 

[MutantCircus]

you ever been caught?

Yeah, I've gotten it caught a few times...

 

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

Here's mine






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bathroom break






ok, here it is.

 

[MutantCircus]

 

[Spidey-Bat]

 

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

Scooby Doo is not the best movie ever:sad:

 

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

 

[Spidey-Bat]

i just tell it like it is

 

[Socrates]

 

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

i just tell it like it is

 

[Spidey-Bat]

tags man, tags

 

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

tags man, tags

Sorry wha? I have short term memory loss





















































Can I help you?

 

[BatMatt]

well on the subject of voices, off my head i can do Jack Nicholson's Joker, Cleveland from family guy, ernie from seasame street (lost the ability to do a great elmo) and do a lot of random voices. The voice i talk least in is my natural one

 

[MutantCircus]

Fake secret #6,227:

I used to lure little girls into my car with candy. Yeah, just to upset their parents. I'd just give them lots of candy, that's all.

 

[The Lumberjack]

I once had sex with about 40 women in the same day. I stripped naked in a nursing home.

The first secret wouldn't happen to be a result of the second would it?

 

[MutantCircus]

The first secret wouldn't happen to be a result of the second would it?

Indeed it was. You don't think I would have sex 40 times in one day willingly, did you? Oh my aching dick.

 

[The Lumberjack]

Indeed it was. You don't think I would have sex 40 times in one day willingly, did you? Oh my aching dick.

Oh my aching overactive imagination and visual style of learning.

 

[MutantCircus]

I'm a very graphic, evil person.

 

[The Lumberjack]

Then God bless you for what you are: a god at the nursing home. If fat *****es need love, then old *****es do too.

 

[MutantCircus]

Oh yeah. There was this one who screamed so loud when she climaxed her dentures fell out.

 

[Socrates]

What the...? That isn't right dude.

 

[Socrates]

Seriously?

 

[Socrates]

You mean drink?