The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Socrates]

But, it's a liquid.

 

[Socrates]

Indeed I am.

 

[caretaker14]

My third secret, I have nightly Nightmare duels with various horror characters. Or the Sailor Scouts (Animated). But me and the scouts don't duel.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

I've never once completed a successful cartwheel. I'm so ashamed.

 

[caretaker14]

I've never once completed a successful cartwheel. I'm so ashamed.

Don't be. Neither have I.

 

[MutantCircus]

I think everyone stopped telling the truth on page 4...

 

[caretaker14]

I'm still telling the truth.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Me to.

 

[Golgo-13]

Liars!

 

[Golgo-13]

you certainly get around

.."man cannot live by bread alone"...plus i'm 29 going on 30 so i've had time. There are too many different types of women in the world to just be stuck dating one nationality. Get as many as you can under your belt while your single, then you won't get the urge to cheat when you find 'the one'.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Here is a list of all the voices I can do:
South Park
Mr Mackey
Cartman
Kyle
Ike
Kenny
Jimmy

Batman:TAS
Mr Freeze
Joker (not great)
Batman

The Simpsons
Mr Burns
Mr Smithers
Ralph
Nelson's laugh
Apu

Other
Darth Vader's breathing (Star Wars)
Velociraptor "grrr" (Jurassic Park)
Smeagol/Gollum (LOTR)
Gandalf (LOTR)
Stewie (Family Guy)

 

[caretaker14]

Here is a list of all the voices I can do:
South Park
Mr Mackey
Cartman
Kyle
Ike
Kenny
Jimmy

Batman:TAS
Mr Freeze
Joker (not great)
Batman

The Simpsons
Mr Burns
Mr Smithers
Ralph
Nelson's laugh
Apu

Other
Darth Vader's breathing (Star Wars)
Velociraptor "grrr" (Jurassic Park)
Smeagol/Gollum (LOTR)
Gandalf (LOTR)
Stewie (Family Guy)

Not bad, not bad. I also have a pretty decent Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery.

 

[MutantCircus]

I like to draw faces on my scrotum and take pictures. So far I've dressed up my junk as nearly every imaginable Marvel character, including 7 versions of Spider-Man!!! The worst one was Thor. Man, that hammer has heavy!

 

[thebat7]

I once had a crush on my Spanish teacher in high school. SO much so that I would leave her suggestive love letters (anonomysly of course). This lasted a few weeks before I realized how silly I was.

 

[caretaker14]

I like to draw faces on my scrotum and take pictures. So far I've dressed up my junk as nearly every imaginable Marvel character, including 7 versions of Spider-Man!!! The worst one was Thor. Man, that hammer has heavy!

Thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in a few days.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

how is that possible? it's so....wrinkly...

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I have another secret.

Last year during 3rd marking period (Jan to April) I had a stomache virus and had diarrhea. My mom called the nurse to tell her, and the nurse told all my teachers, they came up to me and said "when u have to go, u can just leave the room". I felt terribly embarassed. And I never went to the bathroom b/c of diarrhea that day.

 

[MutantCircus]

how is that possible? it's so....wrinkly...

That did make Prof. X a challenge...

 

[SPIDEYISCOOL]

I haven't pooped in a month.

That must be really messy

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I took a swing at a cop.

 

[PrimeObjective]

For real? whatd he do

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

He dodged and I ran away. Never caught me.

 

[PrimeObjective]

hahaha this kid at my school shot a cop with paintball gun

 

[Golgo-13]

Living where you live, i'm not suprised by that at all.

 

[thebat7]

lol