The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Odin's Lapdog]

Vibe, everyone seems to be the sperminator in your eyes at one point or another

 

[Golgo-13]

sperm in her eyes?

 

[ElectroFlare]

interesting secrets...

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

I saw The Incredibles the other night for the 3rd time, and i was the only one in the theatre, so I *********ed to Elastigirl right in the theatre. I also sucked on my ex girlfriend's **** on one of paddle boat rides at an amusement park, right in the middle of the lake, and got caught by 2 little kids

 

[Herr Logan]

I saw The Incredibles the other night for the 3rd time, and i was the only one in the theatre, so I *********ed to Elastigirl right in the theatre. I also sucked on my ex girlfriend's **** on one of paddle boat rides at an amusement park, right in the middle of the lake, and got caught by 2 little kids

Elastigirl, eh? Can't say I blame you, although jerkin' in public is a big risky. If you get caught, how do you ever live that down?

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

I also have the biggest cruch on my college advisor. She's one of the hottest women ive ever known. I got to know her pretty well, and decided to go for broke, so I asked her once during a meetign to schedule classes if she wanted to have some fun some night and while she said she was married and couldnt go all the way, she did let me show her my penis and stroked it off for me in her office.

 

[Ninja_Killer]

Cuz I dont' work that way.. I'm a nice sweet guy and everyone knows girls don't like nice sweet guys... they like cocky arrogant jackasses who beat them and cheat on them...

that is 100% false from the situation I'm coming from.

 

[DarkClown]

I saw The Incredibles the other night for the 3rd time, and i was the only one in the theatre, so I *********ed to Elastigirl right in the theatre. I also sucked on my ex girlfriend's **** on one of paddle boat rides at an amusement park, right in the middle of the lake, and got caught by 2 little kids

You are a strange and frightening man...PeeWee j/k

 

[batnkevlar]

Cuz I dont' work that way.. I'm a nice sweet guy and everyone knows girls don't like nice sweet guys... they like cocky arrogant jackasses who beat them and cheat on them...

It's harsh but true...

 

[Kaleb]

I ran over my little sister's puppy by mistake whilst she was at horse riding and I disposed of the body and told her that it must have ran away, she then forced me to go help look for the dog all over , and knock on every single door and ask if they might have seen it.

















she still doesnt know to this day.

 

[dusk20]

Cuz I dont' work that way.. I'm a nice sweet guy and everyone knows girls don't like nice sweet guys... they like cocky arrogant jackasses who beat them and cheat on them...

That is very true.
When I was at school. I was the nice guy who treated women right, but then the jackass wanker guy would come up to them and treat them like ****, and the girls would go crazy for them.
Why the hell is that?

 

[dusk20]

Oh and my secret is i'm attracted, sexually, to another guy.

 

[Kaleb]

Oh and my secret is i'm attracted, sexually, to another guy.

and u a dude?

 

[dusk20]

yes i am.

 

[Kaleb]

thats cool , hows that working for u?

 

[dusk20]

It's not.
I want to tell him, but I dont know if he is interested or not.
Very long story.













very long story.

 

[Kaleb]

well how well do u know him?

 

[dusk20]

He is a close friend of my older brother, and a good friend of mine.

 

[ElectroFlare]

My secret-I keep my secret from my family...only a few friends know of it...

 

[Herr Logan]

My secret-I keep my secret from my family...only a few friends know of it...

Well?
We're all judgmental and hard-hearted strangers, here.

Out with it!!

 

[ElectroFlare]

hahaha...if any of you read my psychologist thread a while ago, you already know...

 

[Herr Logan]

hahaha...if any of you read my psychologist thread a while ago, you already know...

For those of us what ain't read that thread, howsabout you follow the rules and 'fess up?

 

[The Dude]

I once had a dirty dream about my second grade teacher who's in her 60's

 

[Nero_Ordin]

i had a dream about sex when i was 5 and vandalized school property. i went out with a 13yr old when i was 17.

 

[Ninja_Killer]

these are my secrets and will probably have to end up telling one person. -.-
I really don't look forward to that day. =/