The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

Alright, I've got one.

In sixth grade, I went to a private Christian school. Now, I'm not religious in any way, shape, or form, but I had some social anxiety problems that prevented me from going to 'regular' school. My parents signed me up for this school under the impression that I'd learn normal academics, math, english and so on. Throughout the year, I learned that that would never happen.

First, a run down of the school. It was small, with 36 students and 3 teachers. Kindergarten was taught by one teacher, 1st-4th grade were taught by another, and then 5-8th was taught by my teacher.

Yes... MY teacher was quite the *****. I called her the devil in my small circle of friends. It may sound strange for a Christian teacher to be the devil, but I assure you, she was.

The building had two parts: The school, and the church. The school half had three classrooms, and a 'play room'. The church half had the actual church, where the pastor would tell us Bible stories every wednesday, and it also had the pastor's office, and a broom closet (that was always locked). And then... There was the playground. This place was huge. It had a parking lot, a giant tree, two jungle gyms, a giant sand box, and about two acres of open field that we often caught garden snakes in.

Now on to the story. Before Christmas, we talked about God all the time, and I'd often wonder when we would use that math book I got at the beginning of the year.

After Christmas though, my teacher's mother passed away. She took it hard, and we excused her 'new' personality for the first few days. Who wouldn't be in a bad mood after watching their mother die?

But two months into it, we ALL started noticing strange things. We would have 4 hour recesses with no one watching us (Being the good older kids we were, my class watched over the little ones). Lunch would often be skipped, and we'd have to go up into the kitchen (that was upstairs) and cook food that was supposed to be used for the sunday church gatherings for all of us.We'd notice that all the teachers would be gone sometimes, for no reason at all.

And then, one day, my friend and I stumbled on my teacher in our classroom passed out at her desk. Upon further inspection, we found she was drunk. She awoke in a drunken rage, and we left immediately, instructing no one to go back in the classroom for the rest of the day.

Later on in the year, I was caught alone in my classroom during recess with my teacher. She knew I was never religious, and it must have angered her that day. She told me that I was going to hell for not being one of God's children, and blah blah blah. It angered me quite a bit. Even at the young age of 12, I knew I had a right to follow whatever religion I wanted.

So, being the immature kid I was, I banded a few of my friends together, and we made a promise to make the remainder of the year a bad one for her.

We'd do a lot of stuff. A lot of bad stuff. We would destroy the bathrooms, take some of her paperwork and throw it away, and even let animals we found in the fields into the classroom.

She confronted me once about it. I flat out lied to her and told her that I'd never do it, but she knew I did, but she never told anyone. Probably because she knew if she did, I had more dirt on her.

There was so much more that happened that year, but I feel I've already rambled on long enough.

I've never told anyone any of that. My parents knew that I never learned a whole lot that year, but I never told them why.
 
another secret is that I also care about someone alot , but at the same time I want to kill them , because of the uncomfortable way they make me feel :(
 
batnkevlar said:
Cuz I dont' work that way.. I'm a nice sweet guy and everyone knows girls don't like nice sweet guys... they like cocky arrogant jackasses who beat them and cheat on them...

thank god i was never nice or sweet :D
and that happens not because girls want the guy who is a jerk, its because the bad boy is more fun than the good boy, and most guys just dont get that, besides the good guy most of the time just knows how to hide what he really wants behind the nice guy act
 
I have crushes on two people on this board. One of them already knows, and the other is too old for me.
 
My secret is that I have to put my cat to sleep and she doesn't know it yet.
 
Superman20 said:
thank god i was never nice or sweet :D
and that happens not because girls want the guy who is a jerk, its because the bad boy is more fun than the good boy, and most guys just dont get that, besides the good guy most of the time just knows how to hide what he really wants behind the nice guy act
some cold hard facts :)
 
Kaleb.09 said:
some cold hard facts :)

indeed, and they can be proven, go to a bar and go up to a girl and be really nice and buy her a drink and all the crap every other single guy in the world does and try to get her number, then go up to another girl and say hi, introduce yourself and walk away, now she doesn't know wtf is going on, go back, talk to her and bust her chops about anything (her clothes, her laugh, anything) and then say you're leaving, take a few steps and turn around and ask for the number and see which method works best.
 
Superman20 said:
indeed, and they can be proven, go to a bar and go up to a girl and be really nice and buy her a drink and all the crap every other single guy in the world does and try to get her number, then go up to another girl and say hi, introduce yourself and walk away, now she doesn't know wtf is going on, go back, talk to her and bust her chops about anything (her clothes, her laugh, anything) and then say you're leaving, take a few steps and turn around and ask for the number and see which method works best.
lol, I take it you have done this before :confused:
 
i grew up with 1 guy in the house, and 6 girls who had girlfriends over everyday, i couldn't learn to sow, cook, play with tea cups, or how to get out of traffic tickets, i had to learn something though
 
Superman20 said:
i grew up with 1 guy in the house, and 6 girls who had girlfriends over everyday, i couldn't learn to sow, cook, play with tea cups, or how to get out of traffic tickets, i had to learn something though
LOL! :D
 
Long time ago, when i was a wee lad i used to be in the boy scouts. We went on a field trip to a local farm. Well when it was time to go, we were walking back to the buses to take us home along this steep embankment. In my efforts to catch up with a couple of my boys, and started running along then edge of the steep hill. My foot slipped and i tumbled down. i could hear everyone up top looking down at me laghing, as i reorientated my self. As i stood up i noticed a foul stench, but quckly dismissed it as i tried to dust off those prickly sticky plant things that stick to your clothes when you walk in high grass( you'll know what i mean). Any how, the smell i smelt before got more potent, and as i looked up i could see my fellow scouts pointing at something i had landed in....yes..i had landed in the biggest pile of cow $h1t allowed by law!

God what embarrassment i felt.

lets just say on the bus ride home, i was an outcast. I was forced to sit at the back of the bus, with my window fully opened for ventilation. The bus driver scolded me and warned my not to get any $h!t on his seats, as he had another gig after this one. He made me sit on trash bags that he covered my seat with.

That was my last day at the boy scouts...as you can imagine!
 
I did acid and ended up boiling my roommates pet iguana alive in a teapot,with his tail coming out of the spout.
When I did it,I was so addled,it seemed like a profoundly beautiful thing to do.
Then when I came down and realized what I'd really done I was devastated and cried.

Then,I got to tell my roommate what happened to his Iguana when I finally saw him again.

Say No to Drugs!
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I did acid and ended up boiling my roommates pet iguana alive in a teapot,with his tail coming out of the spout.
When I did it,I was so addled,it seemed like a profoundly beautiful thing to do.
Then when I came down and realized what I'd really done I was devastated and cried.

Then,I got to tell my roommate what happened to his Iguana when I finally saw him again.

Say No to Drugs!
:eek:
 
Webmistress_O4 said:
I have crushes on two people on this board. One of them already knows, and the other is too old for me.

So wait, am I the one who knows or the one that's too old for you?
 
Niether. Sorry about your luck. I can't have a crush on someone I a) Have never really spoken to and b) haven't even seen a pic of.
 
when i was little i punched holes in a wall at an uncle's house and filled the wall with knife punctures, not just a little area, but almost every spot i could reach up too, and when asked who did it between me and my little brother who was like 4 at the time, so i said i didn't do it because my parents believed me and i always said i didn't do it, and my uncle to the day he died thought my brother did it and my brother believes to this day that my uncle did it to his own wall and my parents believe today i think still that my brother did it
 
Webmistress_O4 said:
Niether. Sorry about your luck. I can't have a crush on someone I a) Have never really spoken to and b) haven't even seen a pic of.

WHAT?! It's cause I'm a nice guy and not a bad boy, huh? Well, in that case...

*goes into a corner and cries*

Dude, Webmistress, I was jus kiddin...
 
Herr Logan said:
For those of us what ain't read that thread, howsabout you follow the rules and 'fess up?

:wolverine
Alright, alright...I actually bothered to check this thread again and saw this, so I'll enlighten you.:p

I'm a teenage x-dresser and my family doesn't know...only my good friends know...and now the people on this board...
 
My secret is that, I am 16 and my celebrity crush is Emma Watson... not that it's really a secret... just got no space for it in my sig... there's a 500 character limit on sigs, and that's including all the fu**in letters in url's...
 
Superman20 said:
when i was little i punched holes in a wall at an uncle's house and filled the wall with knife punctures, not just a little area, but almost every spot i could reach up too, and when asked who did it between me and my little brother who was like 4 at the time, so i said i didn't do it because my parents believed me and i always said i didn't do it, and my uncle to the day he died thought my brother did it and my brother believes to this day that my uncle did it to his own wall and my parents believe today i think still that my brother did it
lol
 
ElectroFlare said:
Alright, alright...I actually bothered to check this thread again and saw this, so I'll enlighten you.:p

I'm a teenage x-dresser and my family doesn't know...only my good friends know...and now the people on this board...

Gotcha. Now, tell us, are you a good dresser?

:wolverine
 

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