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The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

I have a secret...
























































I chew on the neck of my shirt sometimes :ninja:
 
whats with t he mega spacing between lines?
 
I was anticipating my uber-mega secret.
 
I just had some alchohal,

and now i need more

god damnit
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oh hey there, what happend to this place, it looks freshely different:huh:
 
And in the seventh month, the thread was bumped.

Because it makes me laugh so.
 
- I once got drunk and E-Mailed 3 people:

1. My best female friend confessing total unconditional love (Which wasn't true)

2. My Cousin telling him to go suck a sewer pipe (i have nooo idea)

3. Tim Bloody Story telling him, and i quote 'Quit directing your a god damn cockbiting ****tard' yeah, I haven't got the greatest vocabulary when Im totally bladdered.

Only one of these people replied, my Cousin, with the sensational reply of 'No, YOU'

- I had a total man-crush on a college friend a few months ago.

- My best friend told me she thinks shes a lesbian. I tell everybody else after taking a vow of secrecy. Something i sure as hell wasn't proud of.

-When I was little I snogged someone I later found out to be related to.

- I got caught watching porn when i was 13

I THINK thats about it.
 
One time, a year or two ago, I got in a war of words at this local hangout spot, but I don't remember why. It was a few of my people against a few other people. We were all teenagers. Well, the reason this is a secret is because one of the kids all of a sudden leaps forward and tries to rip off the silver chain I had around my neck. My chain was very important to me so I got really pissed and went into this sort of blind rage. It ended up with both sides working together to rip me off the kid. He was unconscious on the floor, blood on my fists and on his face. They pulled me off and tried to wake the kid up but he didn't come to so me and my friends just bolted. I didn't hear about it on the news or anything so I suppose he ended up alright, but for days I was afraid cops were coming after me.
 
Oh, yeah...sorry.
It's when you're conscious of an inward impression, state of mind, or physical condition, have a marked sentiment or opinion, or have sympathy or pity.
 
Oh, yeah...sorry.
It's when you're conscious of an inward impression, state of mind, or physical condition, have a marked sentiment or opinion, or have sympathy or pity.

Where the hell is my notepad!?! :cmad:
 
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I've never even been kissed :(
 
  • I ate whale while in Japan
  • I ate dog while in Thailand
  • I commited sexual harrasment
  • I fired an employee just because I didn't like him
  • I lusted after Lohan and Hayden while they were underage.
:csad: :csad: :csad:
 
  • I ate whale while in Japan
  • I ate dog while in Thailand
  • I commited sexual harrasment
  • I fired an employee just because I didn't like him
  • I lusted after Lohan and Hayden while they were underage.
:csad: :csad: :csad:
You really are a heartless bastard.:cwink:
 
I secretly crave a threesome.

Should have got it out my system when i was single.

I married now, so the chances of it happening are slim to none. :csad:
 
  • I ate whale while in Japan
  • I ate dog while in Thailand
    [*]I commited sexual harrasment
  • I fired an employee just because I didn't like him
  • I lusted after Lohan and Hayden while they were underage.
:csad: :csad: :csad:

It doesn't count when you do it on yourself......
 

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