The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[BuckwheatBegins]

It is the best thread ever.

 

[thebat7]

C'mon...somebody out there has to have some more good, juicy secrets to share.

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

Ok, I got one.
I had sex with my next door neighbor, her Dad caught us and at the time he was my current employer. I was fired that Monday. (happened on a Friday Night)

 

[Carmine Falcone]

^lmfao! Was she good?

 

[Golgo-13]

It is the best thread ever.

uh..i created it?

I have many more, some to risky to put on line.

I can tell you thatt during my adolescent years i once rob a cab driver using a stun gun...all i ended up getting from this poor, terrified middle eastern guy who had just come to this country to feed his family, was a mere 65 bucks, damn i hate ,my past.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

you're a bastard Gamma Fiend! j/k

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

^lmfao! Was she good?

Yeah she was real good, when her pops left and told me to put my clothes on, yet I finished when he left. My mom and dad asked me that monday "How the hell did you get fired by the next door neighbor?" I said I was tardy alot, lol.

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

uh..i created it?

I have many more, some to risky to put on line.

I can tell you thatt during my adolescent years i once rob a cab driver using a stun gun...all i ended up getting from this poor, terrified middle eastern guy who had just come to this country to feed his family, was a mere 65 bucks, damn i hate ,my past.

We all do stupid **** when we are young. Tell are your funny stories I enjoy them.

 

[thebat7]

yeah

 

[Golgo-13]

My ex talked me into having 'backdoor' sex with her. i've always shuddered at the thought of sticking my johnson into that hole as i've always viewed the 'poop-chute' as a one way street but you know how women are, they can nag and nag until you give in. So, after a couple of drinks, i reluctantly did the deed, with my eyes closed ( i just imagined she was really tight, and enjoyed it like that) when i was finished and pulled out, i look down and could have swore i saw a piece of corn stuck to my johnson!

 

[Socrates]

That's f**king disgusting.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

thats why u use protection Gamma Fiend.

 

[Incrediblejeff]

My ex talked me into having 'backdoor' sex with her. i've always shuddered at the thought of sticking my johnson into that hole as i've always viewed the 'poop-chute' as a one way street but you know how women are, they can nag and nag until you give in. So, after a couple of drinks, i reluctantly did the deed, with my eyes closed ( i just imagined she was really tight, and enjoyed it like that) when i was finished and pulled out, i look down and could have swore i saw a piece of corn stuck to my johnson!

that was gross as hell.

 

[The Watchman]

I thought I was pretty twisted, but theres always someone out there who has you beat...

 

[Beastbone]

WOow. I can't believe this thread exists. I mean, it's got to be good from a psychlogical stand point. Let's see...

So, the last girl I dated was this 5 year long distance relationship. The girl was totally crazy about me, but I was moving to a new city for and exciting job etc... So I was ready for it to be over. She still wanted to get married and everything, though... So she wouldn't hear any of it. Like, just totally shot all of it down for me and dismissed it as stupid. So one day, I just ****ing walked... without a word to this girl I just vanished. 9 months later, we're back in touch, but it was still really low-life... Oh, I forgot the best part... THe only person I called to say I was breaking up with her... was her mother.

Not quite up the gun-toating standards of this thread, but I still feel guilty about it sometimes.

BB

 

[MutantCircus]

My ex talked me into having 'backdoor' sex with her. i've always shuddered at the thought of sticking my johnson into that hole as i've always viewed the 'poop-chute' as a one way street but you know how women are, they can nag and nag until you give in. So, after a couple of drinks, i reluctantly did the deed, with my eyes closed ( i just imagined she was really tight, and enjoyed it like that) when i was finished and pulled out, i look down and could have swore i saw a piece of corn stuck to my johnson!

That's gotta be the first time I've ever heard of a woman actually asking for anal.

 

[Golgo-13]

Yeah i know, she was really into some-kinky ****. Handcuffs, whip cream...all of that. i wouldn't have mind the idea of a threesome(with her and another girl that is) but she never bought it up.

 

[thebat7]

weird

 

[caretaker14]

My fourth secret;

I, at one time, became convinced that I would soon lose my virginity to this hot red head i class, a month ago. Don't ask me why I thought that, because I don't know. Anyhow, she turned out to be a lesbian.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

in kindergarten we were sititng listening to my teacher read and this kid in front of me kept talking. Our quiet sign was the peace sign (2 fingers) and i put them in front of his face but accidentaly poked him in the eyes. And he started crying and everyone except my best friend was standing away from me when we went to another part of the room (to look at our calendar of how many days left). No one save my best friend ever believed me that i poked him by accident.

Another time, i went with my friend to this thing at a Borders. and we stopped at a Target or some store. We were both into Star Wars and we saw a Moff Tarkin figure and we fought over it. He got it (b/c i didnt have money being a 6 year old). I got mad at him, but made up the next day.

In 3rd grade i moved to a new school and my teacher was possibly the most evil human being i've ever met on the face of the earth. And i absolutely hate her to this day. Anyway, i went to a restaurant in town a year ago and i was going to the bathroom and saw her coming out. She smiled and said hello. I gave her the most mean, pissed off look i ever gave someone in my life. Even though the year with her brought me closest to hell i've ever been, she made me a better student (i was afraid of not doing my homework so i did it all the time).

 

[Golgo-13]

Was that a confession or a story?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

1 and 3 are secrets. 2 is just something ive always felt guily about

 

[Golgo-13]

I used to call up banks and business' and pull the bart simpson.."can i speak to Mr. Hole....first name Ass", trick.

 

[MutantCircus]

My cousin (the one who's always trying to get into my pants) once reached her hand into my pants and grabbed my dick. It didn't help that that gave me an instant hard on, too. She's so annoying, took me like a whole minute to get her off my man parts.

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

I did that too Gamma. I also used to lead like an Egging terrorist organization in my neighborhood. It went to far when a buddy threw a god damn boulder through a window !!!!!!!!! I was like, you are one sick f_ _ k