The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[BuckwheatBegins]

My cousin (the one who's always trying to get into my pants) once reached her hand into my pants and grabbed my dick. It didn't help that that gave me an instant hard on, too. She's so annoying, took me like a whole minute to get her off my man parts.

You got a hard on from your cousin that is the most disturbing thing I ever heard, being an admitted staement from somebody. More like it took a whole minute for me to finish with her so you could secrete your smegma.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I once called the Yankees. I said that i had a bomb in their building and i threatened to detonate it unless they gave out fitted hats like the players have.

 

[MutantCircus]

You got a hard on from your cousin that is the most disgusting thing I ever heard, being an admitted staement from somebody. More like it took a whole minute for me to finish with her.

Um, it had nothing to do with it being my cousin, it had to do with stroking motions...

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

Dude, why would you let her stroke you if she is your cousin ? I would have thrown my cousin down if she did that. Maybe in the recesses of your mind you wanted it ?? and how do you stroke through jeans ? She most have been below the belt. I mean if it turns you on dude whatever, but if you didn't want it, there is no possible way you would let your cousin do that.

 

[MutantCircus]

Dude, why would you let her stroke you if she is your cousin ? I would have thrown my cousin down if she did that. Maybe in the recesses of your mind you wanted it ?? and how do you stroke through jeans ? She most have been below the belt. I mean if it turns you on dude whatever, but if you didn't want it there is no possible way you would let your cousin do that.

I now see you didn't even read my post. Don't bother talking to me.

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

I once called the Yankees. I said that i had a bomb in their building and i threatened to detonate it unless they gave out fitted hats like the players have.

That was you , hahahaha cool man. I think I heard of this before, possibly on the news.

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

I now see you didn't even read my post. Don't bother talking to me.

I did, she reached into your pants. Which would mean you would have to let her because when a girl reaches into my pants it isn't fast, you got to move the jeans and stuff. Face it, you wanted it to happen.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

That was you , hahahaha cool man. I think I heard of this before, possibly on the news.

It wasn't on the news. But it was on TV a few years back

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

HAHAHAHA, you are a bad ass man, props to you.

 

[MutantCircus]

I did, she reached into your pants. Which would mean you would have to let her because when a girl reaches into my pants it isn't fast, you got to move the jeans and stuff. Face it, you wanted it to happen.

You're wrong for a zillion reasons but I'm not going to waste my time typing them for an ass like you. You're on my block list, *******.

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

YES !!!!






































On a sidenote: (whispers) I don't give a sh1t !!! Cousin *****

 

[BK]

My cousin (the one who's always trying to get into my pants) once reached her hand into my pants and grabbed my dick. It didn't help that that gave me an instant hard on, too...

Well there really is nothing you can do about getting an erection. I mean if ANY girl puts her hand there and starts stroking, no matter how hard you try ya dick will always grow. I dare anyone to say anything different.

...took me like a whole minute to get her off my man parts.

...and this is where I disagree with you.

I get the part about you gettin aroused, but you were fully aware she was your cousin and you let her hand on it for a minute? Even that's a little too long, man.


Kinda reminds me of the time I was in the Philippines for the first time in like 10 years. I met these 2 hot chicks and was really clicking wit 'em. We got along really well and it looked like we'd be very close friends. So like a week later, we were talkin and my mom comes along. I introduce them to her. I'm paraphrasing here:

Me: Hey, this is ____ and ____
Mom: Oh hey, I know you two...
Girls: Oh really?
Mom: Yeah, aren't you Ronnie and Dave's daughters?
Girls: Yeah, we are.



........................



Me: UNCLE Ronnie and Dave?!?


[Me and the girls look at each other]

 

[MutantCircus]

Well there really is nothing you can do about getting an erection. I mean if ANY girl puts her hand there and starts stroking, no matter how hard you try ya dick will always grow. I dare anyone to say anything different.



...and this is where I disagree with you.

I get the part about you gettin aroused, but you were fully aware she was your cousin and you let her hand on it for a minute? Even that's a little too long, man.


Kinda reminds me of the time I was in the Philippines for the first time in like 10 years. I met these 2 hot chicks and was really clicking wit 'em. We got along really well and it looked like we'd be very close friends. So like a week later, we were talkin and my mom comes along. I introduce them to her. I'm paraphrasing here:

Me: Hey, this is ____ and ____
Mom: Oh hey, I know you two...
Girls: Oh really?
Mom: Yeah, aren't you Ronnie and Dave's daughters?
Girls: Yeah, we are.



........................



Me: UNCLE Ronnie and Dave?!?

[Me and the girls look at each other]

You're perfectly right. It wasn't a minute, I'm sure, but it was years ago, I was like 15 at the time so it seems like a minute, rembering. You know what they say, "Have 3 hours of hot sex and it feels like a minute. Have 30 seconds of bad sex and it feels like an hour." But yes, any female touching mr wiggles will give you a woody.

 

[BuckwheatBegins]

HAHAHA, true life be told. Well, atleast they didn't have "you" in their hands if you naw mean ?

 

[BK]

You're perfectly right. It wasn't a minute, I'm sure, but it was years ago, I was like 15 at the time so it seems like a minute, rembering. You know what they say, "Have 3 hours of hot sex and it feels like a minute. Have 30 seconds of bad sex and it feels like an hour." But yes, any female touching mr wiggles will give you a woody.

Yeah, I feel ya. Needless to say, my mom caught on and laughed her ass off.

 

[MutantCircus]

Yeah, I feel ya. Needless to say, my mom caught on and laughed her ass off.

Ouch. Well, imagine Luke Skywalker's pain. Hot chick kisses him in the first movie, then he finds out she's his twin sister. I mean that's PAIN!!!

 

[Golgo-13]

And you guys though my thread about being turned on by your own mother(which i see has disappeared) was ****ing sick!

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Turned On By Your Mother?????


Wtf!!!

 

[Golgo-13]

Yeah i made a thread yesterday asking everyone what it was that made the sight of their own mom , if you see her naked, not appealing but any other women you see naked is appealing. Is it psychological or what..but the thread got shut down.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

ah, I see....

it sounded a little weird.

 

[Herr Logan]

It's completely psychological. I don't see any reason biologically a male wouldn't be turned on by his hot mother (assuming he had one) if he didn't 1) know it was his mother and/or 2) wasn't raised in a culture in which incest or incestual thoughts or instincts were taboo.

Anyone ever have unexpected and unwanted sexual dreams about your not-so-hot mother or semi-hot sister and wake up feeling really horrible?

 

[Equint77]

I confess to having late nights in NY where things get out of hand with alcohol and mind stimulating substances.

 

[MutantCircus]

It's completely psychological. I don't see any reason biologically a male wouldn't be turned on by his hot mother (assuming he had one) if he didn't 1) know it was his mother and/or 2) wasn't raised in a culture in which incest or incestual thoughts or instincts were taboo.

That's most certainly the key right there. We're raised in a culture where relatives are not sexy, therefore the idea is sickening.

Anyone ever have unexpected and unwanted sexual dreams about your not-so-hot mother or semi-hot sister and wake up feeling really horrible?

No. Never.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

my friend asked me if i thought my sis was hot. I said "WTF? ofcourse not."

 

[Carmine Falcone]

^your friend's crazy