The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Golgo-13]

I have a secret.
It is very emberassing. I was at a party, Junior year of high school. Me and all my friends had a bet and a pot of money on who would get laid first. Well, I met this girl and we were feeling each other. Anyway, we get up to an empty room and we start to undress one another. I am now fully ready to go, and she is waiting on the bed. I am amped as hell (alchohlo was very much in my system) and it took me forever to get the damn condom on. She was waiting there and was like do you need my help, and I was like no!!! She almost got up and left it took so long. It took so long for me to put it on and eventually have sex and it wa the sloppiest sex ever. It was a small cramped bed too. When I came downstairs another one of my buddies had already won.

..trying to get laid always leads to the most memorable events in a young mans life..trust me i know.

 

[MutantCircus]

I have a secret.
It is very emberassing. I was at a party, Junior year of high school. Me and all my friends had a bet and a pot of money on who would get laid first. Well, I met this girl and we were feeling each other. Anyway, we get up to an empty room and we start to undress one another. I am now fully ready to go, and she is waiting on the bed. I am amped as hell (alchohlo was very much in my system) and it took me forever to get the damn condom on. She was waiting there and was like do you need my help, and I was like no!!! She almost got up and left it took so long. It took so long for me to put it on and eventually have sex and it wa the sloppiest sex ever. It was a small cramped bed too. When I came downstairs another one of my buddies had already won.

I'll never understand why so many guys have condom trouble. The first time I ever got one on it only took two seconds, literally. Just pinch and slide. What's so tough about that?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I'll never understand why so many guys have condom trouble. The first time I ever got one on it only took two seconds, literally. Just pinch and slide. What's so tough about that?

i dont have any expierence with opening a condom, nor have i ever seen one in real life. But i think the problem might be sweaty palms. I will always use scissors to snip the "tear here" thing on condom packages.

 

[MutantCircus]

 

[Herr Logan]

i dont have any expierence with opening a condom, nor have i ever seen one in real life. But i think the problem might be sweaty palms. I will always use scissors to snip the "tear here" thing on condom packages.

You're joking, right? You want to risk cutting the rubber itself?

Fine, you just go ahead. Throw away your future!! See if I care!!!

 

[michael jordan]

I'll never understand why so many guys have condom trouble. The first time I ever got one on it only took two seconds, literally. Just pinch and slide. What's so tough about that?

I was drunk man, And when I say drunk, I mean mixing darks and clear drunk. I never had trouble after that.

 

[MutantCircus]

You're joking, right? You want to risk cutting the rubber itself?

Fine, you just go ahead. Throw away your future!! See if I care!!!

That's what I decided but I'm no expert on condom wrappers. I just mine in the men's restroom.

 

[MutantCircus]

I was drunk man, And when I say drunk, I mean mixing darks and clear drunk. I never had trouble after that.

Maybe that's it. I've never done it drunk.

 

[michael jordan]

Maybe that's it. I've never done it drunk.

Exactly, when it is like that, it is like trying to get a orthodontist rubberband around a light pole.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

You're joking, right? You want to risk cutting the rubber itself?

Fine, you just go ahead. Throw away your future!! See if I care!!!

I didnt say I was going to cut the whole damn think. I was going to make a little snip at the edge so its easier to rip off. Not cut it all off. Please, I am smarter than that

 

[JokerFish]

Anymore secrets?

 

[caretaker14]

I insert myself into my various fanfictions under different names, such as Somaht Retsacnal and, Mortal Kombat LEG3CY, the one I've got in the fanfic section, I'm The Witness.

 

[Golgo-13]

Anymore confession? CONFESSIONS people, we need confessions.

 

[michael jordan]

Come on, If Usher has Confessions, so do all of you....

 

[Dr Doom]

I cry myself to sleep at night

 

[michael jordan]

Why

 

[Dr Doom]

I'm a poser, I act all bad and **** in front of my friends, but deep down inside all I want is to be held. D

 

[JokerFish]

good for u. But we cant help u there.

 

[ElectroFlare]

I'm 18 and 99% of my friends (counting me) are virgins...

This board is my life...

 

[Carmine Falcone]

your life?
are you joking or not? Becuase that's sad..

 

[Dr Doom]

I secretly want to be a folk singer.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Why

b/c his collection sucks

 

[Dr Doom]

haha Your So Funny!!!

 

[JokerFish]

You know hes right Mr.NiceGuy

 

[Dr Doom]

why is that