The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[MutantCircus]

I've never had sex with a walrus. Ever.

 

[Golgo-13]

not to get off topic..but i hear that 'goat' vagina feels pretty much the same as human vagina..can anyone confirm this?

Yeah, at least you don't have to take a goat out on a date to get laid!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

not to get off topic..but i hear that 'goat' vagina feels pretty much the same as human vagina..can anyone confirm this?

yes

 

[Golgo-13]

yes

 

[Spidey-Bat]

i never sad I could confirm it, I said it can be confirmd. B/c u asked "can anyone confirm this?" I said "yes" as in "yes, someone can confirm this"

 

[JokerFish]

Bump

 

[michael jordan]

This is me question why in the blue hell you would be questioning such a thing, as to why a goat vagina would be like a female human vagina.

 

[JokerFish]

Uhh......what he said^

 

[MutantCircus]

This is me question why in the blue hell you would be questioning such a thing, as to why a goat vagina would be like a female human vagina.

Maybe because he can't land a human woman, so it would be easier to screw a goat.

 

[Golgo-13]

We have strayed off subject..let's get back to the confession.

 

[Dr Doom]

Sometimes, Late At Night, I Stroll Down To My Local Store And Watch The Lobsters In The Tank Trying To Send E-mails To The President.

 

[Golgo-13]

When i was younger i have tried on multiple times to give myself oral sex. It amazes me that no matter how flexiable a person is they can't get their own mouth down there? Natures design, i guess.

 

[Alexia Dark]

I never eat cereal with milk.

 

[ElectroFlare]

When i was younger i have tried on multiple times to give myself oral sex. It amazes me that no matter how flexiable a person is they can't get their own mouth down there? Natures design, i guess.

I've actually read an article that many people actually can do that...I can't, and I'm the most flexible guy I know...i guess other people are built for it...and yes, the article was in a Hustler magazine...

 

[Golgo-13]

I nearly came in my pants when i saw the new star wars trailer on the big screen.......

"Lord vader"

"Yes, my Master"

"RRRIIIISSSEEEEE!!!!"

 

[Superhobo]

About two years ago, there was this message board that was really F***ed up. I went there, they banned me, I re - registered, they banned me, I re - registered, they banned me, I re - registered...etc., it lasted for about a month. I was like Spammer - man. To this day they have a notice on the front page of the message boards that makes me laugh. One second, I'll go retrieve it for you....Hey, they changed it, but here it is: Heheheh...I was annoying.

"Apparently Im not making myself clear on this forum thingy so let me try again... ahem.

THIS IS NOT A GENERAL SONIC FORUM
THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT A FORUM FOR SHADOW FANS
THIS IS NOT A FORUM FOR AMY FANS
THIS IS NOT A FORUM FOR TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SHADOW WAS IN SATAM
THIS IS NOT A FORUM FOR TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MINA WAS IN SATAM
THIS IS NOT A FORUM FOR TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF AMY WAS IN SATAM
I'M NOT SAYING ANY AMY/SHADOW/MINA/WHOEVER CAN'T SIGN UP, BUT YOU MUST BE A SATAM FAN AS WELL
THIS IS NOT A FORUM TO TALK ABOUT SONIC GAMES, UNLESS IT'S SONIC EPOCH
THIS IS NOT A PORN REQUEST FORUM
THIS IS NOT AN ART REQUEST FORUM
THIS IS NOT A FANFIC REQUEST FORUM
THIS IS A MATURE FORUM FOR FANS WHO GREW UP WITH SONIC AND LOVE THE SATAM SHOW, AND IS MOSTLY FOR FANS OVER 13 YEAR OF AGE

You may not join the forums if

YOU ARE UNDER 13
YOU ARE USING AOL AND PIGGY BACKING ON YOUR PARENTS ACCOUNT
YOU WANT TO FLAME US
YOU THINK THIS SITE SUCKS
YOU WANT FREE PORN (THERE ISN'T ANY OKAY? THERE'S NOT A PORN FORUM SO DON'T BOTHER SIGNING UP IF YOU THINK THERE IS)
YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD FREE EPISODES

Still want to join? That's great, but you must read the rules before doing so. Failure to do so may result in banning. If I think that you didn't read the rules (and I can tell) I will ban you instantly because obviously, you have no respect for our rules and we don't want you on the forum.
Some forums aren't as strict so I just want to make it will known that, why you probably won't get banned on your first offence, these are things I can and will ban people for.

I CAN AND WILL BAN YOU FOR POSTING IN THE WRONG FORUM
I CAN AND WILL BAN YOU FOR BEING STUPID (JUST USE YOUR HEAD)
I CAN AND WILL BAN YOU FOR TALKING IN SHORT HAND (U, R, 2, AND STUFF)
I CAN AND WILL BAN YOU FOR SPAMMING
I CAN AND WILL BAN YOU FOR ASKING FOR PORN OR SONIC EPISODES "


It rocked. That porn thing was something funny I did to the Mod, because she changed the link to my site to goatse. I was like, in spammer mode:
"do U hav any Pr0n?"
I love doing that stuff. And yes, it was my own email account, not my Mother's. I did use hers, at one point because I had ran out of email accounts to spam them with. Heheheheh....Anyone ever done stuff like this?

 

[Superhobo]

BTW, the one that was on there before was something like (this is just what I remember) :

"DO NOT JOIN IF YOU ARE A MOMMIES BOY WHO WETS HIS BED AND PLAYS WITH BARNEY. DO NOT REJOIN. WE HAVE IP's. WE WILL HACK. WE WILL DESTROY YOU.
etc..."

 

[Dorian Gray]

I used to watch Totaly Spies...........................


*huddles in a corner and weeps*

 

[Superhobo]

Appox on thee!

 

[Venom_uk]

I like big boobs

*hides*

 

[Superhobo]

WOO! Boobs....





















































Woo yeah!

 

[caretaker14]

Thou hast been bumped.

 

[ElectroFlare]

I never eat cereal with milk.

Join the club my brother! (sister?)

 

[Darnell]

I showed this one girlfriend I had at the time my report card, and she dumped me the next day. She had a 1.9gpa, and I had a 3.6gpa.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I'm..*clears throat* older than that and I've never been kissed...or any of the "stuff" that follows that...That's it! My Hype secret is out...I know nothing about relationships!
*dooms her ability to post in the "relationship trouble" threads*

whaaaaaaa......