The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[pavlovs dogfood]

Hmm. I'm really contemplating posting in this thread.

lol

 

[Batman2005]

I was caught smack dab in the middle of a massive international conspiracy to hide the truth about extra-terrestial beings that co-exist amongst us but I'm still alive with this knowledge because I pretended i was high on LSD. no, really!

 

[nightbringer]

Has anybody ever been racially profiled or harassed by police?

Has anybody ever been sexually harrassed(man or woman) on the job, on a sports team or whatever?

Has anybody ever been to jail for something they didn't do?

Has anybody ever been beaten or molested by their parents.....

..if you answered yes to anyone of these questions..tough ****, your on your own! ..just kidding.

I have been sexual harrassed by my boss on my job. At the time i was single, and if she had looked even half good, i wouldn't mind..but the things she did, the groping, touching and constant flirting was kind of embarrassing, as she always did it when we were in the company of other employees-kind of like she was putting on a show. Now a lot of guys wouldn't mind this..but this chick looked like a cross between 'yoda and 'jabba the hutt'. Eventually i got another job, and haven't seen this psycho since...yes guys get harassed too!

I have never told anybody this. This is a mild confession of mine i have more dark and dirty ones but i'm not putting them up yet until we get a good flow going on this thread, so....

Anybody else been in similar situations as the ones i listed above?

Hmm... well as far as at work there was the time I got in to a cussing match with my prick boss. He never bugged me after that day though, he was one of those a-holes who didn't respect you unless you gave him **** back.

Let's see the same boss was looking for me one day while I was working on some project, he asked another employee where I was and then answered his own question by saying "Oh yeah he's probably in the break room grabbing so and so's ****". Cause I had this female co-worker I was really good friends with, but also liked that everyone knew about.

There was the time I worked in a restaurant and one of the waitresses who was old enough to be my mom grabbed my ass.

Another one was when I worked at a store and one of the other guys girlfriends came in and started stealing a bunch of CD's. I didn't know it was his girlfriend so I told him to watch that chick and that I was gonna call security, but he said he'd take care of it. So anyways he went over there got kind of mad at her, then told her to leave. Problem is he didn't get the CD's back from her, and I never told anyone else about it.

Ugh, there was another time when this cracked out old lady who was really nasty told me at work that she wanted to take me home and have her way with me.

Then there was the time I was dating two chicks at work, but didn't tell either of them cause I hadn't made up my mind on one of them.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

 

[batnkevlar]

Oh... who was the second?

 

[dusk20]

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

BLAST. You stole my secret.

 

[ElectroFlare]

I was the first! Despite the handicap of not being born yet! Yes, I'm quite amazing...

 

[Anguissette1979]

I own bowling shoes.

 

[Golgo-13]

I own bowling shoes.

WOW!

 

[Swordmaster]

i stole condoms from CVS to practice with.

 

[Hush]

ok ive read alot here and its my turn

my dad had an affair for 6 years and i knew about it happening the entire time up til 3 years ago when my parents got divorced. so roughly ever since i was 10 i knew my dad was having an affair with the BABY SITTER and i never told my mom because i was afraid that my parents would get a divorce so this went on ,me knowing, for 6 six years or so maybe i was younger im not sure but i know for fact it was 6 years come to think of it i think i was 8 when i saw my dad getting a bj form the babysitter. yeah because she was 16 when this happened. any way when my mom found out about it she tried marriage counseling and it nevr happened so they got divorce when i was 14 or so and im now 16 but the thing is i nevr really cried about the whole thing except maybe 2 or three times and it sucked yes but i just moved on something not a lot of people do in this world when something llike this happens its just wierd. so it was last year my dad got re married to the babysitter and i was then only kid of his four including me that showed up. my mom and dad were married for 17 years but every thing just got messed up real fast. and well my mom kinda hates me because i stick with dad on some points and she just yells for no reason sometime at me and it sux so i sometimes just clime on the roff to get away form the noise of course i bring my cape up there rwith me at night so i can feel like supes or batman on a night patrol. lol well those are my confessions and i just want to thank the hype for being an outlet for my opinions and emotions. THAKS HYPE!!!!!!!

 

[블라스]

When I was 19, I had sex with a 14 year old girl.
It's not actually a secret, most of my buddies in the Games forum know about it, but still...

 

[Golgo-13]

ok ive read alot here and its my turn

my dad had an affair for 6 years and i knew about it happening the entire time up til 3 years ago when my parents got divorced. so roughly ever since i was 10 i knew my dad was having an affair with the BABY SITTER and i never told my mom because i was afraid that my parents would get a divorce so this went on ,me knowing, for 6 six years or so maybe i was younger im not sure but i know for fact it was 6 years come to think of it i think i was 8 when i saw my dad getting a bj form the babysitter. yeah because she was 16 when this happened. any way when my mom found out about it she tried marriage counseling and it nevr happened so they got divorce when i was 14 or so and im now 16 but the thing is i nevr really cried about the whole thing except maybe 2 or three times and it sucked yes but i just moved on something not a lot of people do in this world when something llike this happens its just wierd. so it was last year my dad got re married to the babysitter and i was then only kid of his four including me that showed up. my mom and dad were married for 17 years but every thing just got messed up real fast. and well my mom kinda hates me because i stick with dad on some points and she just yells for no reason sometime at me and it sux so i sometimes just clime on the roff to get away form the noise of course i bring my cape up there rwith me at night so i can feel like supes or batman on a night patrol. lol well those are my confessions and i just want to thank the hype for being an outlet for my opinions and emotions. THAKS HYPE!!!!!!!

At first glance, i could have swore you said your dad had an affair with a 6 year old. I was about to say, what a truly sick **** your pops is!

 

[ElectroFlare]

I'm insane!

 

[Kmack]

I knew my friend was having sex with one of my teachers but never told anyone

 

[ElectroFlare]

When I listen to hard rock music, I slowly picture the death of certain people. Deaths like decapitation, drawn and quarted, slowly stabbing painful parts of the body...they really pissed me off...

 

[Erzengel]

When I was 19, I had sex with a 14 year old girl.
It's not actually a secret, most of my buddies in the Games forum know about it, but still...

Dude isn't that like illegal?

 

[Alexia Dark]

I'm addicted to caffine even worse than many people are to cigarettes . But at least Pepsi doesn't give you lung cancer.

 

[dusk20]

I use to drink Coke everyday about 3 times a day. But I just stopped doing it. now i drink lots of water and Orange juice.

 

[Master Chief]

I use to drink Coke everyday about 3 times a day. But I just stopped doing it. now i drink lots of water and Orange juice.

Lame. I need at least one can every day or I get pissy.

 

[Mister Sinister]

Hello my name's David and I'm an alcoholic.



















Not really.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm really a dog.

 

[HUMAN]

When I was a child I was sexually and physically abused by my oldest brother. Grew up with guns, knifes, and violent video games. And I have yet to turn psychotic.

If this doesn't prove nature vs. nurture, then I don't know what does.

 

[dusk20]

When I was a child I was sexually and physically abused by my oldest brother.

Sorry to hear about that.

 

[HUMAN]

Sorry to hear about that.

Thanks. But there's no reason to be sorry, you didn't do anything.