The Official Flash thread

[TheCorpulent1]

Only because it's so good at its job.

 

[The Leaguer]

The penis is?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No, the shin-kicks.

 

[Darthphere]

Sounds like the right time to start handing out shin-kicks.

Ive *****ed but its not the dudes fault at the counter, its the ****ing owner who is stingy as hell.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Track the owner down and kick him in the shins, then. Or, if you're feeling particularly wronged, go all-out and try a kidney punch.

 

[Darthphere]

Track the owner down and kick him in the shins, then. Or, if you're feeling particularly wronged, go all-out and try a kidney punch.

I may have to, seriously, ive complained more than once, its ****ing annoying. I got YA #12 2 weeks late and the guy is like "yeah this issue was really good" and im like "Yeah ive been waiitng two ****ing weeks for it"

 

[sethcohen]

then while hes down wallowing in pain, poke him in the eye... not both, thats just rude... just pick an eye and poke him in it...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Go for the left. Maybe he'll appreciate the Alan Scott homage and not press charges.

 

[sethcohen]

oh! and make sure you pull out a hankerchief, wipe your hands & throw on his face as you walk away and tell him to clean himself up!

 

[Darthphere]

Nice.

 

[Darthphere]

Killa Nilla should be The Flash.

 

[sethcohen]

im full of good, malicious ideas!

 

[sethcohen]

and the new zoom... at the same time... that would be dope

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Killa Nilla encourages kids to stay off the dope.

Unless they buy it from Killa Nilla.

 

[Darthphere]

Killa Nilla encourages kids to stay off the dope.

Unless they buy it from Killa Nilla.

Thats how he rolls.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Just before he sells those rolls to impressionable youths.

 

[Darthphere]

Word.

 

[sethcohen]

killa nilla makes you pay for the free samples... the money isnt for the dope, its so you dont have to find out why they call him killa nilla

 

[regwec]

I just fired a **** bolt.

 

[sethcohen]

just noticed lashley aint doin the art for numero tres... Karl Kerschl is... half the problem is solved! yes!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I love Kerschl's art. It won't make up for the story, which has been just as bad as the art, but at least it'll be pretty to look at.

 

[sethcohen]

now to get the writing team bumped, wally restored and bart back on the titans and all will be right with the world! bwahahaha

 

[The Leaguer]

Kerschl's my dog. That should be good.

 

[Darthphere]

Hes talented, does he draw with his left paw or right one?

 

[The Leaguer]

His right paw, same as your MOM.