This is my latest culinary concoction. I know I'm hardly the first person to take a liking to such a thing, but I thought I'd share with you all. Hypsters, I present to you:
The Ovalord
Granted, I am not the first person to think up the egg-on-burger concept, but mine has a cool name so hang loose while I explain this thing. Basically, I wanted something that I could make for late night homework cramming, when I'm hungry and have not had much in the way of sustenance during the day. This would make great drunk food too, but since I don't drink a lot I wouldn't know first hand (but please, try not to burn your house down). This is something to make when you want something hearty, you can't decide whether you want a late dinner or an early breakfast, and calories are not of concern. This thing has lots of animal fat and cholesterol, and that is exactly why it is delicious.
Ingredients:
1 Bubba Burger or other 1/3 pound burger
2 Slices of thick cut bacon
1 slice of cheese (I recommend Cheddar, or American if you're a cheapskate)
1 egg
1 hamburger bun
Mayonnaise (optional)
A1 or other sauce
Tools:
1 non-stick skillet
1 flipper
1 plate
1 knife
Paper towels
Anti-grease kitchen cleaner or wipes (for cleanup)
Cook bacon over medium/low heat until crispy. Set aside on a double layer of paper towel on a plate. Leave the grease in the pan over heat. Place burger in bacon grease quickly, and avoid getting spattered with grease. Cook burger to your liking of rareness / wellness. Remove burger from grease, and place on paper towel with bacon. Immediately top with cheese. Drain the fat into a bowl so the pan is only somewhat greasy. Place bun halves, sliced side down on the pan and toast for about a minute or to your liking. Remove from pan, and spread both halves with mayonnaise if desired, then place on plate. Add some extra grease back into the pan. Cook the egg over medium low heat, using the flipper to shape the edges so it's about the size of the bun, flipping once. Do not break the yoke.
Place the egg on the top half of the bun. Break the two slices of bacon in half. Place the egg on the top half of the bun, and top with two pieces of bacon. Place the cheeseburger on the bottom half, and top with remaining two pieces of bacon. Top burger with A1 or other sauce, and combine the two halves.
Viola, the Ovalord now is ready to conquer your hunger and subjugate your arteries. This is best enjoyed late at night, served with something crunchy like potato chips, doritos or pork rinds, and a nice cold drink. The best part of this burger is when you bite into the egg, and the yoke explodes. Just make sure you have plenty of napkins handy and you have your plate positioned to catch all the drippings. That stuff is like the Au jus of this thing. Also, make sure you clean up the spattered grease on the stove because it will get nasty when it's old.