The Official Justice League Caption Thread

SUPERMAN: So they're making a Justice League movie?

BATMAN: Trying...

SUPERMAN: It'll never get off the ground.

BATMAN: Like your movie.


JOY: Oh snap!

 

SUPERMAN: I hope they use solo films to introduce the lesser known members of the league.

BATMAN: Yeah, the general public doesn't really know everyone else besides us.



WONDER WOMAN: Yeah the general public really knows us.



BATMAN: Yep, they really know you, Diana.

 

PRE-GREEN LANTERN:


HAL: Hey guys I heard I'm getting a movie.


WALLY: That's awesome!


DIANA: Great job, Hal!


POST-GREEN LANTERN:


HAL: Hey guys it's me Hal!




DIANA & WALLY: Who?

 

REPORTER: This is Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa here, reporting at the "Save the Oceans" rally led by famously harrassed superhero Aquaman. Recently, Aquaman gave a heroic speech about how dynamite wielding fisherman are destroying coral reefs and causing harm to the environment.


AQUAMAN: ... Thank you. Now is there any questions.

TRICIA: Aquaman! Is it true that your mother abandoned you on a coral reef when you were a baby?!?

AQUAMAN: Wait... wha--

TRICIA: Is it also true that your step brother was neglected as a child vanished only to return with amnesia as the supervillain Ocean Master?!?

AQUAMAN: Well, that's fam--

TRICIA: And is it also true that you are currently working for whaling companies by using your telepathic abilities to lure unsuspecting whales to their doom?

AQUAMAN: Okay, I have a question for you. Where are you getting this information?

REPORTER: Hey she's asking the questions here!



CLARK: Uh, I mean uh... Up, up and away!

 

DINAH: Why can't I be a founding member in the Justice League?


SUPERMAN: It's sort of a guys only title.

DINAH: But Diana--


BATMAN: Have you actually met Diana?

 

DINAH: So you trying to get with Bruce again?


DIANA: Yeah, is Ollie taking you out?

DINAH: Yep.

DIANA: Hey, do you think we're promoting a negative image for women if we are just chasing after and dating hunky, playboy billionaires?

DINAH: No, that's silly. Unless you think our sex appeal, form fitting outfits and physiques are promoting unhealthy body image goal which young girls will try to acquire through dangerous means.

DIANA: Nah, I doubt that.

 

HAYLEY: I am Wonder Woman!


GEMMA: I am Wonder Woman!


LYNN: I am Wonder Woman!


BRIDGET: I am Wonder Woman!


CHRISTINA: I am Wonder Woman!

VOICE: NO!


MICHAEL: I AM WONDER WOMAN!

 

Thanks guys!


SUPERMAN: So you and Diana...

BATMAN: Clark it was a one time thing, we were drunk, it was after we defeated Savage. it didn't mean anything...

SUPERMAN: Don't lie to me Bruce, if you want us to end just say it! Just say it! *flies off*


WONDER WOMAN: Are you sure he's going to be okay...

BATMAN: He'll come around...

 

DIANA: Hey Dinah, I have this strange mark on my back and I was wondering maybe you would like to take a look at it.


DINAH: Sure Diana, what are friends for.

*Diana removes towel*

DINAH: Oh is that it.

DIANA: No it's a birthmark.

DINAH: Well, I don't see what you're talking about-- Hey is that a new bra?

DIANA: Yeah, it's silk. It's very soft. You wanna feel? Oh I also got matching underwear...

DINAH: You call that itty-bitty thing underwear?



*Both gasp*


DINAH: PEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVV!!!


SUPERMAN: Heh, betcha wish you had x-ray vision then.

BATMAN: Shut it.

 

OLLIE: Alright so let's get down to business.

DINAH: Oh please, y'know I'm just a tease during holidays and weekends.

OLLIE: But it's my birthday.

DINAH: Which I count as a holiday.

 

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Superhero Idol! Now your host the guy who ISN'T Ryan Seacrest!


BRIAN: That's Brian Dunkleman! Anyway, I begrudginly, welcome you back to Superhero Idol where our contestants will be competing for a spot in the Justice League movie. Now here's our contestants!


MARTIAN MANHUNTER!


CYBORG!


BLACK CANARY!


GREEN ARROW!

AND


AQUAMAN!

AQUAMAN: Wait! I thought I already was in the film.

BRIAN: Sorry, due to your hate by the GA you will have to prove yourself marketable again!

AQUAMAN: Da fu--

BRIAN: Previously, our pristine judges watched as our contestants duked it out by performing tricks with their special abilities all the while singing a song from our prestigous music catalogue.

J'onn performed an uplifting duet with himself of 'Ebony & Ivory'. Here's what the judges had to say:


DIANA: Honey, you look darling tonight. I love what you're wearing. But I felt this performance wasn't your color. You have to find that special crayon in the box and embrace it. And make that dazzling rainbow that is your performance.


CLARK: It was a little pitchy, but you did your thang, dawg!


BRUCE: That was utterly pathetic, you form a second head and yet you cannot even harmonize. And look how fat you look, doesn't he look fat! You're just pathetic.

BRIAN: I can't believe I gave up AI for this...

DINAH: I can't believe these idiots are in this film...

 

WB: Go my Dark Knight. Find the percise specimens to destroy our enemies.

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BATMAN: Azzz yoooouuu wisssshhhh my masssstttterrrrrr.

WB: Do not fail me. Your old master tried to take you away from me, but the force was in our favor.

BATMAN: Yeeeesss mmmmy ooooold mmmmasteeeerrr...

 

DINAH: For the last time we are not Black Widow and Hawkeye!

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OLLIE: Yeah those guys wish they were as cool as us.

 

WB: The ring must be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.


HAL: Hey! That's my ring! Are you guys trying to get rid of me?

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BRUCE: Nooozzz. Of cooouuurrrrse noooot.


CLARK: Yeah Hal, that movie flop has you paranoid.