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SUPERMAN: So they're making a Justice League movie?
BATMAN: Trying...
SUPERMAN: It'll never get off the ground.
BATMAN: Like your movie.

JOY: Oh snap!
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REPORTER: This is Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa here, reporting at the "Save the Oceans" rally led by famously harrassed superhero Aquaman. Recently, Aquaman gave a heroic speech about how dynamite wielding fisherman are destroying coral reefs and causing harm to the environment.
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AQUAMAN: ... Thank you. Now is there any questions.
TRICIA: Aquaman! Is it true that your mother abandoned you on a coral reef when you were a baby?!?
AQUAMAN: Wait... wha--
TRICIA: Is it also true that your step brother was neglected as a child vanished only to return with amnesia as the supervillain Ocean Master?!?
AQUAMAN: Well, that's fam--
TRICIA: And is it also true that you are currently working for whaling companies by using your telepathic abilities to lure unsuspecting whales to their doom?
AQUAMAN: Okay, I have a question for you. Where are you getting this information?
REPORTER: Hey she's asking the questions here!
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CLARK: Uh, I mean uh... Up, up and away!
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HAYLEY: I am Wonder Woman!
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GEMMA: I am Wonder Woman!
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LYNN: I am Wonder Woman!
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BRIDGET: I am Wonder Woman!
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CHRISTINA: I am Wonder Woman!
VOICE: NO!
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MICHAEL: I AM WONDER WOMAN!
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DINAH: For the last time we are not Black Widow and Hawkeye!
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OLLIE: Yeah those guys wish they were as cool as us.