the official late night with conan o'brien thread

[Shifty]

Am I the only one with love for the FedEx Pope?

He's the only Pope I respect. He needs an enemy from UPS like the UPS Rabbi or something. Seeing how university looks bleak for me I'm going to request tickets to Consie's show. Its one of my goals in my sad life to see his show live.

 

[zer00]

UPS Rabbi?

I think you just gave them an idea

 

[The Hero]

"He's blind.He's gay.He gets it in the ass" is the single greatest movie tagline ever.

 

[Mr.Webs]

"He's blind.He's gay.He gets it in the ass" is the single greatest movie tagline ever.

That was hilarious.

"Turducken."

 

[The Hero]

Millard Filmore's pathway to paradise.

 

[Mr.Webs]

Don't laugh at me....

But Tears For Fears rocks.

 

[The Hero]

I must say,I've grown quite fond of "Conan Of The Night".Somehow,everything he says is 10x as funny with that damn moustache.

 

[zer00]

Conan of the night kicks ass

 

[The Hero]

Jeez,Trump is a bad actor.Glad to know the Bungie Jumping Baby Jesus is wearing a holy helmet.The end of the Kevin Spacey interview was absolute comic genius.

 

[zer00]

That was ****ing great...I was crying from all that

 

[Shifty]

Wow this past week was very strong. Kevin, Billy, Tea, Mark, that 8 year old, Adam did great interviews. Anytime a Walken impression is on Late Night its hilarious. However I will say Billy Connolly had the funniest interview of the week on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Talk of the penis and rabbit sex.

And the upcoming one has great potential too. First a classic from last year they did this before remember when they aired that Tom Hanks episode a year later ("Its Hooch!", snow dumped). Mr.Jeff Goldblum! Lewis Black! Has Bill Murray ever been on Consie? Bill always delievers when he's on Letterman's shows. (Also the first Late Night & Late Show guest ever)

Then a rerun with fave guest Darrell Hammond seems to be the bright spot - until the New Year's Eve Show where Conan (and I love him for this since I live there) will once again do The Central Time Zone Countdown. I've been watching the reruns on CNBC and here in Canada, Star! airs it 9am weekdays.

Mo 12/20: Elijah Wood, Estella Warren, Liz Phair (R 12/17/03)
Tu 12/21: Jeff Goldblum, Joy Behar, Nellie McKay
We 12/22: Whoopi Goldberg, Lewis Black
Th 12/23: Bill Murray, Tony Bennett
Fr 12/24: Pre-empted

Mo 12/27: Darrell Hammond, Blanchard Ryan, They Might Be Giants (R)
Tu 12/28: Kenan Thompson, Clyde Peeling, Eugene Mirman
We 12/29: Carson Daly, Gov't Mule
Th 12/30: Snoop Dogg
Fr 12/31: TBA

Mo 1/3: Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Drive By Truckers (R 9/16/04)
Tu 1/4: Brad Pitt, Janet Jackson (R)
We 1/5: Kevin Spacey, Billy Connolly, Skindred (R 12/14/04)
Th 1/6: Matt Damon, Kevin Pollak, Randy Newman (R 12/12/03)
Fr 1/7: Jude Law, Meredith Vieira, the Explosion (R 10/21/04)

 

[The Hero]

Am I the only one who briefly thought that Conan was drunk on thursday?

 

[The Hero]

A re-airing of a sketch on a re-run.That's gotta be a first.

And is it just me,or was Ian Mckellan(sp?) admmiting he assumed X-Men 2 was bad absolutely hilarious?

 

[Shifty]

We 12/29: Carson Daly, Rich Hall, Gov't Mule
Th 12/30: Snoop Dogg, Keri Russell, Mos Def
Fr 12/31: Darrell Hammond, Susie Essman, the Ditty Bops

Mo 1/3: Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Drive By Truckers (R 9/16/04)
Tu 1/4: Brad Pitt, Janet Jackson (R)
We 1/5: Kevin Spacey, Billy Connolly, Skindred (R 12/14/04)
Th 1/6: Matt Damon, Kevin Pollak, Randy Newman (R 12/12/03)
Fr 1/7: Jude Law, Meredith Vieira, the Explosion (R 10/21/04)

Mo 1/10: Rob Lowe, Jill Hennessy, Elvis Costello and the Imposters (R)
Tu 1/11: Samuel L. Jackson, Tegan & Sara
We 1/12: Topher Grace, Maura Tierney, Twista, Faith Evans
Th 1/13: Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan
Fr 1/14: Dennis Quaid

 

[Dr. Evil]

Conan has had Bill Murray on a few times, back when Andy was still on the show. It's Jay Leno that has never had Bill Murray on his show.

Conan has better guests than Jimmy Kimmel.

 

[Phoney Bone]

Rick Hall was drunk and/or had just done some drugs last night. And Conzie knew it too.

 

[CConn]

 

[zer00]

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Phoney Bone]

I still say that's one of the best epsiodes of Conzie.

First, you have "Conan on the Lamb!"

Then, Gweneth Paltrow practically crying she's laughing so hard because of his Brit expresion.

Then you have the best Pierre Bernard segment. You really must wonder if that's how he truly is.

Then the Peter Bettney segment is classic just because of his one line.

"You say "'erb", we say "Herb" because there's a ****ing "H" at the beginning of the word!"

 

[zer00]

I still say that's one of the best epsiodes of Conzie.

First, you have "Conan on the Lamb!"

Then, Gweneth Paltrow practically crying she's laughing so hard because of his Brit expresion.

Then you have the best Pierre Bernard segment. You really must wonder if that's how he truly is.

Then the Peter Bettney segment is classic just because of his one line.

"You say "'erb", we say "Herb" because there's a ****ing "H" at the beginning of the word!"

up:

 

[zer00]

Conezone

 

[Shifty]

Meet the Mets! Come on out and meet the Mets!

"He was looking for something!"

I didn't see much of the Topher Grace interview, watching Terri Polo on Craig, anything of note happen?

 

[zer00]

Meet the Mets! Come on out and meet the Mets!

"He was looking for something!"

I didn't see much of the Topher Grace interview, watching Terri Polo on Craig, anything of note happen?

Dammit....hoping some one saw it...damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn...

 

[Phoney Bone]

He was talking about how great it was to kiss Scarlet Johannsen on-screen. Then he told a story about his dad hated Dennis Quaid because he called Topher's mom "cute".

 

[Shifty]

He was talking about how great it was to kiss Scarlet Johannsen on-screen. Then he told a story about his dad hated Dennis Quaid because he called Topher's mom "cute".

Liam Neeson: "Mrs.Grace, Dennis Quaid didn't do you justice when he said you how beautiful you were."