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The Official Life Lesson's Thread

when i was 8 i walked into my parents bed room at night to ask them something...

i had known about sex since i was 5, tell told me early i guess just to get it over with...but i NEVER knew until that night!!!!

lesson learned - ALWAYS KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING!
 
Sean... vote Erz/Fire.

Mountain Dew is awesome.
 
Never date a woman with a small dog, chances are she'll love it more than she'll love you.
 
It's the campaign thread in caps voting for Erz/Fire as President/Vice (part of our Survivor game).

Vote them!! And I'll love MD forever!
 
don't put metal or tin foil in the microwave
 
Hope is a double edged sword. It can keep you going when you are down, but man, when hope is crushed...you're crushed right along with it...

take it from a Red Sox fan/hopeless romantic.
 
Never click on the spoiler tags in someone's sig... you'll waste your life opening a million of them...
 
White Castle's...IT IS WHAT YOU CRAVE!!!

but then you seriously regret having it...but you always go back for more knowing you'll regret it, but you just can't help it.

life lesson: White Castle=SIN (Delicious Sin :D)
 
White Castle's...IT IS WHAT YOU CRAVE!!!

but then you seriously regret having it...but you always go back for more knowing you'll regret it, but you just can't help it.

life lesson: White Castle=SIN (Delicious Sin :D)

someone's been watching harold and kumar....
 
i have torn ligiments in both ankle's and my right knee.

yet i still play football, baseball, basket, anything...i run so fast and jump high and just do all these crazy and stupid things.

but then i pay for it the next 3 days due to so much swelling in my ankles and my knee. doctor says get surgery but it would slow me down. i'm to young to slow down yet.

hmmmm, i'm sure there's a lesson here, but i haven't learned it yet :huh:
 
don't dive for a frisbee if you're playing on concrete

i did that once, still have a scar on my elbow

but it was one heck of a catch!
 

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