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The Official Life Lesson's Thread

Sean Adisano

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ok, we all done stupid things or had bad experiences in life where we walked away a changed person and a new perspective on life...we learned a lesson.

ok boys and girls...STORY TIME :)
 
When I was 5 I rode my bike right into a pole. I swore that from that day on I would always use my brakes. (rather than scream "help, Dad! Aaaaah!")

:csad: :up:
 
i'm a very athletic person. i'm always trying to jumper higher and run faster.

well one time, i was 15 at the time, 3 years ago. i was hanging out/watching kids younger than me. hanging out in a sense that they have a huge pool and i get to use it if i hang out with them. yep, i'm a user :D

but they are 10, 9, 8, and 6. 10 and 9 year old are bro and sis, 8 and 6 year old are bro and sis, and they are all cousins.. and their mothers are sisters and are really REALLY anal parents about what you say and do and what they eat and drink and at certain times they eat certain things...its really stupid. ex. they aren't allowed to drink chocolate milk at certain times of the day :whatever:

but we were walking around a park one fine summer day and there were piles of garbage bags outside of someones house, before the park. so i just take a giant leap over this huge pile of garbage. and as i land and continue to walk, i hear a huge crash on the floor and a scream. the 8 yearold tried to make the jump to, but was VERY unsuccesful!

he scraped his knees and palms of his hands ALL up badly!!! contimplating on wether or not to run down to mexico and jump the border, i just stood there knowing it was my fault.

lesson learned...never do stupid things in front of young ones. they imitate everything!!!!
 
Never try to make lightning swirl around your toy Megazord, like it did on the show by using a power strip and your little brother's hair.
 
Mee said:
When I was 5 I rode my bike right into a pole. I swore that from that day on I would always use my brakes. (rather than scream "help, Dad! Aaaaah!")

:csad: :up:
Lmao :woot:
 
Immortalfire said:
Never try to make lightning swirl around your toy Megazord, like it did on the show by using a power strip and your little brother's hair.
Now what am I gonna do today. :cmad: :down
 
Mee said:
When I was 5 I rode my bike right into a pole. I swore that from that day on I would always use my brakes. (rather than scream "help, Dad! Aaaaah!")

:csad: :up:

i tried to ride my bike down these huge stairs in a park once...


...never again :(
 
Heh, I did, some time ago.:woot:
 
boy who cried wolf - leason, don;t tell the same lie twice:woot:
 
Yeah, am I supposed to take a life lesson thread seriously when Mr. Mountain Dew creates it?
 
Never try to play Indiana Jones by using a crappy whip from the town fair to climb a porch railing.

True story :csad:
 
Never get a credit card if you're unemployed.
 
Immortalfire said:
Never try to play Indiana Jones by using a crappy whip from the town fair to climb a porch railing.

True story :csad:
lol:woot: :woot:
 
Darthphere said:
Yeah, am I supposed to take a life lesson thread seriously when Mr. Mountain Dew creates it?

i've yet to learn my lesson about killing myself slowly with Mountian Dew :o
 
Always clean your butt hair off the bar of soap, or you'll get yelled at.
 
Immortalfire said:
Always clean your butt hair off the bar of soap, or you'll get yelled at.

i got an even better lesson to learn from that...have your own personal soap, its the best :)
 
If your brother says:

"Stand right there, I'll wrap you up in this blanket. Then when I pull the end you'll spin out like a cartoon!"

Don't do it. :csad:
 
Sean Adisano said:
LOL!

you had to learned that...poor poor soul you :)
Hey, it kept the student loan people off my back for a while.
 
Mee said:
If your brother says:

"Stand right there, I'll wrap you up in this blanket. Then when I pull the end you'll spin out like a cartoon!"

Don't do it. :csad:

LMAO!!!!!!!

the best so far :D
 

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